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« on: 01 November 2009, 19:01:06 »
My friend Simon was in a really bad car crash, in a car driven by his uncle. Simon lost both legs.
His uncle was killed, but his legs were OK.
Because the blood groups matched, they stitched his uncle's legs onto Simon's body.
He's now known as Simon and half uncle.
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Re: joke
« Reply #1 on: 01 November 2009, 19:22:08 »
Oh dear Rich, think it's time to get your coat  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke
« Reply #2 on: 01 November 2009, 19:22:31 »
Getting your coat for you Rich.
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Re: joke
« Reply #3 on: 01 November 2009, 19:24:01 »
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My friend Simon was in a really bad car crash, in a car driven by his uncle. Simon lost both legs.
His uncle was killed, but his legs were OK.
Because the blood groups matched, they stitched his uncle's legs onto Simon's body.
He's now known as Simon and half uncle.

Richie should be executed ......for that joke. ::) ::) :y
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Re: joke
« Reply #4 on: 01 November 2009, 19:24:33 »
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Oh dear Rich, think it's time to get your coat  ;D ;D ;D


NO!!  :) :) :) :)
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Re: joke
« Reply #5 on: 01 November 2009, 19:27:23 »
i am going to bed in a min so dont worry, no more jokes.

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Re: joke
« Reply #6 on: 01 November 2009, 19:30:12 »
A good friend of mine owed me £6......
Later that day ......he gave me a very poorly looking octopus.....
What is this for .....I asked.....
It's the "sick Squid"...I owe you he replied. ::) ::) ::) :y

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Re: joke
« Reply #7 on: 01 November 2009, 19:35:29 »
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A good friend of mine owed me £6......
Later that day ......he gave me a very poorly looking octopus.....
What is this for .....I asked.....
It's the "sick Squid"...I owe you he replied. ::) ::) ::) :y



thats worse than mine  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke
« Reply #8 on: 01 November 2009, 21:57:22 »
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My friend Simon was in a really bad car crash, in a car driven by his uncle. Simon lost both legs.
His uncle was killed, but his legs were OK.
Because the blood groups matched, they stitched his uncle's legs onto Simon's body.
He's now known as Simon and half uncle.


 ;D ;D very good Richie  ;D :y
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Re: joke
« Reply #9 on: 01 November 2009, 21:58:14 »
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A good friend of mine owed me £6......
Later that day ......he gave me a very poorly looking octopus.....
What is this for .....I asked.....
It's the "sick Squid"...I owe you he replied. ::) ::) ::) :y



 ;D ;D that's ok as well Opti  ;D :y
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