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Happens to us all - though not always a bad thing!
« on: 06 November 2009, 13:35:10 »


Hello love, don't do me any tea tonight, I've just had an emergency call out, and I don't know when I'll be get home.  It's looking pretty bad at the moment !.
Though my Sargent's pacing up and down saying that I must be "cooking fat" for some strange reason ?.

or .............................

You put your own version to this folks ?!........
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Re: Happens to us all - though not always a bad thing!
« Reply #1 on: 06 November 2009, 13:56:52 »
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Hello love, don't do me any tea tonight, I've just had an emergency call out, and I don't know when I'll be get home.  It's looking pretty bad at the moment !.
Though my Sargent's pacing up and down saying that I must be "cooking fat" for some strange reason ?.

or .............................

You put your own version to this folks ?!........

"New Met Police jet-skis were encountering operational difficulties"
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Re: Happens to us all - though not always a bad thing!
« Reply #2 on: 06 November 2009, 14:05:19 »
"What a monumental setting"?

Or "The Police System of Riding involves being particularly observant at pedestrian crossings"?

Love the grin on the face of the guy leaning on the Belisha!
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Re: Happens to us all - though not always a bad thing!
« Reply #3 on: 06 November 2009, 14:10:38 »
Migrant worker attempts to install sleeping policeman
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Re: Happens to us all - though not always a bad thing!
« Reply #4 on: 06 November 2009, 14:30:03 »
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Migrant worker attempts to install sleeping policeman
:D :D :D

There's got to be one about ground anchors too!
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Re: Happens to us all - though not always a bad thing!
« Reply #5 on: 06 November 2009, 14:34:03 »
"Dwarf policeman attempts new riverdance record on Sinclair C5"
« Last Edit: 06 November 2009, 14:34:40 by geoffharvey »
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« Reply #6 on: 06 November 2009, 19:00:39 »
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Migrant worker attempts to install sleeping policeman
:D :D :D

There's got to be one about ground anchors too!

Rhymes with... ;D
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Re: Happens to us all - though not always a bad thing!
« Reply #7 on: 06 November 2009, 19:41:07 »
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Rhymes with... ;D

chap wouldnt be able to ride the bike properly if he was doing that....

Ooooh!  Thats why he ended up here!!  ;D
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Re: Happens to us all - though not always a bad thing!
« Reply #8 on: 06 November 2009, 19:53:51 »
  kkkkkkk"sarge can you pop in and tell the lads the chips are getting cold " kkkkkkk

  kkkkkkk "sarge you know that advanced driver training thingy you said i needed" kkkkkkkk

  kkkkkk "bo*$%ks" kkkkk


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