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Jigsaw joke
« on: 07 November 2009, 10:21:19 »


 




 

 

 

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh. ..................


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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

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Re: Jigsaw joke
« Reply #1 on: 07 November 2009, 11:13:33 »
Good one [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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Re: Jigsaw joke
« Reply #2 on: 07 November 2009, 11:30:12 »
I'll give this one a pass.
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Re: Jigsaw joke
« Reply #3 on: 07 November 2009, 11:31:25 »
very good  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Jigsaw joke
« Reply #4 on: 07 November 2009, 18:26:36 »
Bloody good! :y
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Re: Jigsaw joke
« Reply #5 on: 07 November 2009, 20:56:10 »
Oh dear! ::) :y
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Re: Jigsaw joke
« Reply #6 on: 07 November 2009, 21:20:42 »
Nice one ...... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Jigsaw joke
« Reply #7 on: 07 November 2009, 21:40:15 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Jigsaw joke
« Reply #8 on: 07 November 2009, 21:59:35 »
Get your coat !!  ;D
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Re: Jigsaw joke
« Reply #9 on: 07 November 2009, 23:03:16 »
It's good but heard it as Frosties & Tiger. :-/
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