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bob.dent

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Two married men..........
« on: 11 November 2009, 13:45:14 »
Two married men are out drinking. One says to the other "I can never sneak into my house after I've been out drinking. No matter how careful I am my wife still wakes up and yells at me for staying out late"
His friend replies "
Do what I do. Screech into the drive, slam the door, storm up the stairs, slap my wife's arse and say how about a blowjob? She always pretends she's asleep!"
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Two married men..........
« Reply #1 on: 11 November 2009, 13:59:24 »
 ;D ;D :y
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Re: Two married men..........
« Reply #2 on: 11 November 2009, 14:44:06 »
Works everytime  ;D :y
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Re: Two married men..........
« Reply #3 on: 11 November 2009, 15:37:11 »
Good [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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Re: Two married men..........
« Reply #4 on: 11 November 2009, 18:04:24 »
Good to be reminded ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Two married men..........
« Reply #5 on: 11 November 2009, 18:13:08 »
Excellent  :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Two married men..........
« Reply #6 on: 11 November 2009, 18:51:45 »
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Two married men are out drinking. One says to the other "I can never sneak into my house after I've been out drinking. No matter how careful I am my wife still wakes up and yells at me for staying out late"
His friend replies "
Do what I do. Screech into the drive, slam the door, storm up the stairs, slap my wife's arse and say how about a blowjob? She always pretends she's asleep!"
 ;D ;D ;D

Aint it the everlovin' truth! ;D ;D ;D ;D Thanks for a good laugh Bob :y
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