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I Will Survive
« on: 10 November 2009, 13:55:27 »
SING IT GIRLS!

At first I was afraid,
I was petrified!
When you said you had 10 inches, lord I almost died.
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong...
and knew that I could take you on
BUT THERE YOU ARE
Another lie
I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a French Fry,
I should have known that it was bullsh1t,
just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans,
Go on now go....walk out the door!
don't you promise me 10 inches and then give me only 4!
You are such a prat to think that I wouldn't find it out,
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?
I will survive,
I will survive!
As long as I have all my batteries,
my sex life's gona thrive!
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex!
I will survive
I will survive!
HEY HEY!
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Re: I Will Survive
« Reply #1 on: 10 November 2009, 14:02:26 »
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SING IT GIRLS!

At first I was afraid,
I was petrified!
When you said you had 10 inches, lord I almost died.
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong...
and knew that I could take you on
BUT THERE YOU ARE
Another lie
I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a French Fry,
I should have known that it was bullsh1t,
just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans,
Go on now go....walk out the door!
don't you promise me 10 inches and then give me only 4!
You are such a prat to think that I wouldn't find it out,
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?
I will survive,
I will survive!
As long as I have all my batteries,
my sex life's gona thrive!
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex!
I will survive
I will survive!
HEY HEY!

Poor old Jimbob.... ::) ::) ::) ;)
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Re: I Will Survive
« Reply #2 on: 10 November 2009, 14:04:43 »
I heard it was a song Dusty wrote when she met you optimist. ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 10 November 2009, 14:35:58 »
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I heard it was a song Dusty wrote when she met you optimist. ;D ;D



Never had any complaints in that department Skruntie.......I'am a very skilled lover......I'll have you know..... ::) ::) ::) ;) :D
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Re: I Will Survive
« Reply #4 on: 10 November 2009, 14:43:37 »
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I heard it was a song Dusty wrote when she met you optimist. ;D ;D



Never had any complaints in that department Skruntie.......I'am a very skilled lover......I'll have you know..... ::) ::) ::) ;) :D

Yep, me too. Skilled at Fixing Omegas, flying gliders, programming computers, building radios, etc...  ::)

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Re: I Will Survive
« Reply #5 on: 10 November 2009, 16:53:07 »
 ;D ;D ;D
Oh well, back to the mains powered rabbit then Laura!! ::) ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 10 November 2009, 17:41:00 »
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I heard it was a song Dusty wrote when she met you optimist. ;D ;D



Never had any complaints in that department Skruntie.......I'am a very skilled lover......I'll have you know..... ::) ::) ::) ;) :D


Why? you got long fingers Lol [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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Re: I Will Survive
« Reply #7 on: 10 November 2009, 19:02:16 »
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SING IT GIRLS!

At first I was afraid,
I was petrified!
When you said you had 10 inches, lord I almost died.
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong...
and knew that I could take you on
BUT THERE YOU ARE
Another lie
I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a French Fry,
I should have known that it was bullsh1t,
just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans,
Go on now go....walk out the door!
don't you promise me 10 inches and then give me only 4!
You are such a prat to think that I wouldn't find it out,
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?
I will survive,
I will survive!
As long as I have all my batteries,
my sex life's gona thrive!
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex!
I will survive
I will survive!
HEY HEY!

Poor old Jimbob.... ::) ::) ::) ;)
Depends if LJay is talking about length or girth....   :-X
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Re: I Will Survive
« Reply #8 on: 10 November 2009, 19:06:48 »
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SING IT GIRLS!

At first I was afraid,
I was petrified!
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Bog roll, why are you singing? ;D
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Re: I Will Survive
« Reply #9 on: 10 November 2009, 19:08:55 »
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I heard it was a song Dusty wrote when she met you optimist. ;D ;D



Never had any complaints in that department Skruntie.......I'am a very skilled lover......I'll have you know..... ::) ::) ::) ;) :D


I get complained at all the time, get told I take to long or they ask me to do it 2 or 3 times and tell me I need the practice for some reason. :-/
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Re: I Will Survive
« Reply #10 on: 11 November 2009, 00:01:08 »
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I heard it was a song Dusty wrote when she met you optimist. ;D ;D



Never had any complaints in that department Skruntie.......I'am a very skilled lover......I'll have you know..... ::) ::) ::) ;) :D


I get complained at all the time, get told I take to long or they ask me to do it 2 or 3 times and tell me I need the practice for some reason. :-/

You wish............ :D :D :D
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« Reply #11 on: 11 November 2009, 16:14:29 »
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I heard it was a song Dusty wrote when she met you optimist. ;D ;D



Never had any complaints in that department Skruntie.......I'am a very skilled lover......I'll have you know..... ::) ::) ::) ;) :D


I get complained at all the time, get told I take to long or they ask me to do it 2 or 3 times and tell me I need the practice for some reason. :-/

You wish............ :D :D :D


 ::)  ::)
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Re: I Will Survive
« Reply #12 on: 11 November 2009, 18:03:58 »
 ;D ;D ;D I've never had that sung to me  :y :y
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Re: I Will Survive
« Reply #13 on: 11 November 2009, 19:12:11 »
Mine never sings with her mouth full, she might choke ::)
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Re: I Will Survive
« Reply #14 on: 11 November 2009, 22:50:31 »
I was a failure with women in the trouser department,thankfully i have got 15 stone to help me out.I then showed them I could lick my eyebrows!!!
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