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The Car
« on: 13 November 2009, 01:37:07 »
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull ... but that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was.. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things, even in the best of weather.

It also takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.

My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --



Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh....














[size=12]Either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires![/size][/color]
 

 

 
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Re: The Car
« Reply #1 on: 13 November 2009, 03:42:32 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #2 on: 13 November 2009, 07:34:21 »
Not too mention how long it takes me to warm up in the morning.  ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 13 November 2009, 07:58:56 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y

and often cant ignite a spark on a cold morning.
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« Reply #4 on: 13 November 2009, 09:05:47 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Good one :y
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« Reply #5 on: 13 November 2009, 12:52:20 »
brilliant!  :y :y ;D ;D
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Re: The Car
« Reply #6 on: 13 November 2009, 13:13:53 »
If my body were a car, I'd be wondering if it will get through the next emissions check.  :-X

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« Reply #7 on: 13 November 2009, 15:14:44 »
  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D:y

And I bet your dip stick is low! :D :D :D ;) ;) ;)
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« Reply #8 on: 13 November 2009, 15:37:11 »
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If my body were a car, I'd be wondering if it will get through the next emissions check.  :-X

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I would get an instant prohibition notice  ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 13 November 2009, 17:17:38 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y

I cant estimate how many miles left for this car!! many parts malfunction including ECU :-/

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« Reply #10 on: 13 November 2009, 19:23:19 »
Good job there isn't a scrappage scheme for humans, I'd be long gone  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 13 November 2009, 21:47:13 »
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Good job there isn't a scrappage scheme for humans, I'd be long gone  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #12 on: 13 November 2009, 21:52:32 »
Nice to know I am not alone....... ::) ::) ::)
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« Reply #13 on: 14 November 2009, 17:53:07 »
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  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D:y

And I bet your dip stick is low! :D :D :D ;) ;) ;)

Nothing wrong with my dip stick Lizzie - its functioning just fine  ;)
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« Reply #14 on: 14 November 2009, 20:56:18 »
I seem to be running on gas most of the time now ;D ;D ;D :y
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