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Richie London

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job vacancy
« on: 17 November 2009, 19:08:01 »

crane operator required






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cem_devecioglu

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Re: job vacancy
« Reply #1 on: 17 November 2009, 19:11:56 »

nope..

3 reasons :

I'm afraid of high places.. ;D

There will be no toilet.. ;D

Reaching that point even with elevator  will require half a day ;D

 :y
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« Reply #2 on: 17 November 2009, 19:16:55 »

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nope..

3 reasons :

I'm afraid of high places.. ;D

There will be no toilet.. ;D

Reaching that point even with elevator  will require half a day ;D

 :y

i cant even go up a ladder  ;D ;D
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Re: job vacancy
« Reply #3 on: 17 November 2009, 19:24:35 »

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nope..

3 reasons :

I'm afraid of high places.. ;D

There will be no toilet.. ;D

Reaching that point even with elevator  will require half a day ;D

 :y


But wouldn't it be great having a number 2 up there ;D ;D can just imagine it some poor bugger walking past thinking "My word that must be a big bird!" ;D ;D ;D
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Re: job vacancy
« Reply #4 on: 17 November 2009, 19:26:57 »

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nope..

3 reasons :

I'm afraid of high places.. ;D

There will be no toilet.. ;D

Reaching that point even with elevator  will require half a day ;D

 :y


But wouldn't it be great having a number 2 up there ;D ;D can just imagine it some poor bugger walking past thinking "My word that must be a big bird!" ;D ;D ;D

it'll probably be rock hard before it reached the floor  ;D ;D
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albitz

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« Reply #5 on: 17 November 2009, 19:27:44 »

just what I was thinking.Sick minds think alike. :D ;D ;D
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Re: job vacancy
« Reply #6 on: 17 November 2009, 19:34:56 »

Birdie, birdie, flying high
Dropped a load in famers eye
Farmer looked up and replied
'Bloody good job cows cant fly'
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« Reply #7 on: 17 November 2009, 20:08:00 »

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nope..

3 reasons :

I'm afraid of high places.. ;D

There will be no toilet.. ;D

Reaching that point even with elevator  will require half a day ;D

 :y

That's sorted, half a day up, lunch and back down.... there's my 8 hours ;D ;D ;D
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albitz

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« Reply #8 on: 17 November 2009, 20:27:32 »

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nope..

3 reasons :

I'm afraid of high places.. ;D

There will be no toilet.. ;D

Reaching that point even with elevator  will require half a day ;D

 :y
Depends on the elevator Cem.The elevators in the twin towers went up 109 floors in just under a minute iirc. :y
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Re: job vacancy
« Reply #9 on: 17 November 2009, 22:26:49 »

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nope..

3 reasons :

I'm afraid of high places.. ;D

There will be no toilet.. ;D

Reaching that point even with elevator  will require half a day ;D

 :y


There is,   



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Re: job vacancy
« Reply #10 on: 17 November 2009, 22:49:49 »

No bloody way !!!
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Re: job vacancy
« Reply #11 on: 17 November 2009, 23:10:29 »

Ok, this may be a silly question, but how the hell do they build them there in the first place. I watched a crane being built behind my house last week and to do it they needed a mobile crane that was taller than the fixed one.

Its one of those questions thats always got me wondering but I never remember to find out an answer!
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Re: job vacancy
« Reply #12 on: 17 November 2009, 23:13:16 »

If the pay was right I would maybe 'think' about it  ;D
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Re: job vacancy
« Reply #13 on: 18 November 2009, 03:45:20 »

Forget it! It's already hot enough on the ground. The sun would melt your brains up there.

But there was an article done on the crane operator once, whom had the highest job in the world.
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Re: job vacancy
« Reply #14 on: 18 November 2009, 04:00:00 »

It's probably safer working up there, at least no one can drop anything on your head :o.
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