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« on: 19 November 2009, 19:30:08 »
Man driving down the road. Woman driving up the same road, they pass each other. Man shouts out his window FU*KING BIG FAT COW, Woman yells out her window FU*KING WAN*ER! Woman turns round the corner crashes into a huge cow and dies. Moral of the story?


















If only women would fu*king listen  ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: 19 November 2009, 19:38:00 »
Top  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: 19 November 2009, 19:42:18 »
If a woman walks through a forest alone, trips over a tree root & lands face down, nobody hears or sees it.......
    ....is it your fault?!!! ::)
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Re: Joke
« Reply #3 on: 19 November 2009, 19:53:06 »
Good one [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

Amigomv6 if anything anywhere happens to a woman
its always  a mans fault. [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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