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KillerWatt

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Our survey said....
« on: 19 November 2009, 20:47:55 »

In a recent magazine survey, female readers were asked "Is your (*nt still sensitive 10 minutes after sex?"

98% answered, "No, he's asleep"
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« Reply #1 on: 19 November 2009, 20:48:29 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #2 on: 19 November 2009, 20:48:40 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 19 November 2009, 20:49:27 »

 ;D ;D
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Re: Our survey said....
« Reply #4 on: 19 November 2009, 20:50:24 »

I dont know what is funnier, the joke or ................ :-X ::)
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« Reply #5 on: 19 November 2009, 20:52:27 »

Nice one :y ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Our survey said....
« Reply #6 on: 19 November 2009, 20:55:02 »

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In a recent magazine survey, female readers were asked "Is your (*nt still sensitive 10 minutes after sex?"

98% answered, "No, he's asleep"


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha  :y :y :y :y :y

 laugh i almost pissed myself
thanks for that kw

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« Reply #7 on: 19 November 2009, 21:05:25 »

How very true!! ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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« Reply #8 on: 19 November 2009, 21:28:43 »

 :o ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 19 November 2009, 21:53:38 »

 ;D ;D
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Re: Our survey said....
« Reply #10 on: 19 November 2009, 22:24:47 »

 ;D ;D ;D outstanding  ;D ;D ;D :y
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feeutfo

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« Reply #11 on: 19 November 2009, 22:40:11 »

thats disgracefull KW. This has gone on long enough, something needs to be done......
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feeutfo

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« Reply #12 on: 19 November 2009, 22:44:12 »

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thats disgracefull KW. This has gone on long enough, something needs to be done......
....i mean, at least offer a smoke or a glass of water or something. ;D
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Re: Our survey said....
« Reply #13 on: 19 November 2009, 23:55:55 »

. [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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« Reply #14 on: 20 November 2009, 09:22:32 »

 [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D ;D PMSL, excellent!!
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