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STMO999

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The magician NWS
« on: 26 November 2009, 19:17:51 »
A magician bends his assistant over, pulls down her knickers and enters her from behind.

She says "Is this a trick?"

He says "No, but it's f**king magic". ::)
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« Reply #1 on: 26 November 2009, 19:22:15 »
yep.. magic.. you will have a baby in the end ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 26 November 2009, 20:03:41 »
that reminds me of when they interviewed paul daniels after marrying debbie magee, when they asked him about his sex life he said "when we are nose to nose me toes are in,,,when we are toes to toes me nose is in,,,& when we are making love i have nobody to talk to,,,,,,& thats tragic!!" ;D,,,,,,,o,k i`ll get me coat :(
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« Reply #3 on: 26 November 2009, 20:30:10 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 26 November 2009, 21:14:45 »
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A magician bends his assistant over, pulls down her knickers and enters her from behind.

She says "Is this a trick?"

He says "No, but it's f**king magic". ::)[/quote[/highlight]]

Solid entertainment ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #5 on: 26 November 2009, 21:15:33 »
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that reminds me of when they interviewed paul daniels after marrying debbie magee, when they asked him about his sex life he said "when we are nose to nose me toes are in,,,when we are toes to toes me nose is in,,,& when we are making love i have nobody to talk to,,,,,,& thats tragic!!" ;D,,,,,,,o,k i`ll get me coat :(


Now that is magic ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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