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[BigAl]

There is a bar in Glasgow, who have has a Horse and decide to have a contest with  it.

So a man from the highlands comes in and asks the Bartender about the contest.

The Bartender tells him that whoever makes the horse laugh will win a grand and free beer on the house.

So this highlander whisper something to the horse and the horse rolls over and laughing!!!

The highlander takes his cash and drinks the bar dry!

As he is about to leave the Bartender ask him, “Will you be back tomorrow when we’ll have a new contest?” The highlander replies” Of course, easy money, pal”

So the next night. The guy walks into the Bar with a large smile and reads the sign next to the Horse:

Whoever makes the Horse cry will win 2 grand and free beer from the house. The Bartender tells the guy,” Let's see you win this one.”

The highlander approaches the Horse and shows him something. The Horse starts rolling on the ground and crying.

When the guy goes to claim his prize. The Bartender says. ” Before I pay you, You have to tell me what you did to the horse?”

The highlander lights a roll-up and says,” Easy pal,  the first time, I told the Horse that my thingy  was  bigger  than his, the second time I showed him “.

[omega6]

There is a bar in Glasgow, who have has a Horse and decide to have a contest with  it.

So a man from the highlands comes in and asks the Bartender about the contest.

The Bartender tells him that whoever makes the horse laugh will win a grand and free beer on the house.

So this highlander whisper something to the horse and the horse rolls over and laughing!!!

The highlander takes his cash and drinks the bar dry!

As he is about to leave the Bartender ask him, “Will you be back tomorrow when we’ll have a new contest?” The highlander replies” Of course, easy money, pal”

So the next night. The guy walks into the Bar with a large smile and reads the sign next to the Horse:

Whoever makes the Horse cry will win 2 grand and free beer from the house. The Bartender tells the guy,” Let's see you win this one.”

The highlander approaches the Horse and shows him something. The Horse starts rolling on the ground and crying.

When the guy goes to claim his prize. The Bartender says. ” Before I pay you, You have to tell me what you did to the horse?”

The highlander lights a roll-up and says,” Easy pal,  the first time, I told the Horse that my thingy  was  bigger  than his, the second time I showed him “.

Truly awful

[Lazydocker]

Very old.... But made me smile

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Being hung like a Grand National winner myself.. .....I find this an amusing and apt joke...

[Stevie-blunder]

An oldie but still a goody 

[mars]

There is a bar in Glasgow, who have has a Horse and decide to have a contest with  it.

So a man from the highlands comes in and asks the Bartender about the contest.

The Bartender tells him that whoever makes the horse laugh will win a grand and free beer on the house.

So this highlander whisper something to the horse and the horse rolls over and laughing!!!

The highlander takes his cash and drinks the bar dry!

As he is about to leave the Bartender ask him, “Will you be back tomorrow when we’ll have a new contest?” The highlander replies” Of course, easy money, pal”

So the next night. The guy walks into the Bar with a large smile and reads the sign next to the Horse:

Whoever makes the Horse cry will win 2 grand and free beer from the house. The Bartender tells the guy,” Let's see you win this one.”

The highlander approaches the Horse and shows him something. The Horse starts rolling on the ground and crying.

When the guy goes to claim his prize. The Bartender says. ” Before I pay you, You have to tell me what you did to the horse?”

The highlander lights a roll-up and says,” Easy pal,  the first time, I told the Horse that my thingy  was  bigger  than his, the second time I showed him “.

A white horse walks into a bar; the barman says to him, "We have a whiskey named after you." The horse replies, "What, Brian?"

[waspy]

A white horse walks into a bar; the barman says to him, "We have a whiskey named after you." The horse replies, "What, Brian?"

Coat

[mars]

A white horse walks into a bar; the barman says to him, "We have a whiskey named after you." The horse replies, "What, Brian?"

Coat

Did mean to apologise in advance when I posted that joke.

[waspy]

A white horse walks into a bar; the barman says to him, "We have a whiskey named after you." The horse replies, "What, Brian?"

Coat

Did mean to apologise in advance when I posted that joke.

It's never too late

[mars]

A white horse walks into a bar; the barman says to him, "We have a whiskey named after you." The horse replies, "What, Brian?"

Coat

Did mean to apologise in advance when I posted that joke.

It's never too late

Very sorry, i'm sure

[waspy]

A white horse walks into a bar; the barman says to him, "We have a whiskey named after you." The horse replies, "What, Brian?"

Coat

Did mean to apologise in advance when I posted that joke.

It's never too late

Very sorry, i'm sure

Yeh right

[mars]

Q:What do the donkeys on Blackpool beach have for lunch?
A:Half an hour, the same as everyone else!

I'll get me coat