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Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
« on: 28 November 2009, 00:36:14 »
The Orlando Sentinel reported that 33-year-old Woods was pulling out of his driveway in the private golfing community of Isleworth in his 2009 Cadillac Escalade when he struck a fire hydrant and then a tree around 2:25 a.m. Friday. Woods reportedly received several cuts to his face.

http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Golfer+Tiger+Woods+hurt+crash+reports/2277030/story.html

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Re: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
« Reply #1 on: 28 November 2009, 09:47:16 »
There's got to be a driving joke in there somewhere. :D
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Re: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
« Reply #2 on: 28 November 2009, 09:51:51 »
they had to make a "hole in one" window to get him out,,,,,,[yup ive got my coat] :(
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Re: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
« Reply #3 on: 28 November 2009, 10:18:53 »
It's not the first time he's driven in to the trees ;D ;D ;D

Sorry  :-/
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Re: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
« Reply #4 on: 28 November 2009, 10:22:47 »
I reckon he had no seatbelt on - otherwise how would he have been hurt
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Re: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
« Reply #5 on: 28 November 2009, 10:48:50 »
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I reckon he had no seatbelt on - otherwise how would he have been hurt


....that's a very important point Martin :y :y
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Re: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
« Reply #6 on: 28 November 2009, 10:52:00 »
Seems from this display he has a fairway to go before achieving driving proficiently. ::) ::) ;D :y
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Re: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
« Reply #7 on: 28 November 2009, 10:53:17 »
Furthermore, should not his caddy have been driving the Caddy? ::) ::) ;D :y
« Last Edit: 28 November 2009, 10:53:56 by Zulu77 »
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Re: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
« Reply #8 on: 28 November 2009, 10:56:02 »
apparently he had a sneezing fit caused by a bogey :D
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Re: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
« Reply #9 on: 28 November 2009, 11:55:15 »
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I reckon he had no seatbelt on - otherwise how would he have been hurt
A paper I read said he'd had a row with his misses!
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Re: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
« Reply #10 on: 28 November 2009, 13:32:33 »
The car was wedged in the trees and the paintwork's chipped!
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Re: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
« Reply #11 on: 28 November 2009, 13:43:43 »
Tiger Woods pulls his specially built car into a petrol station near St Andrews. As he goes to pay, the attendant says, 'Hello Mr Woods, that's a fantastic car you have, what is it?'

Tiger replies: " Vauxhall Omega Elite "

The attendant is impressed, 'Wow' he says, 'I think they're great, electric windows, heated seats, cruise control, sat nav the lot, I commend you on your choice. The fuel will be £45 please'.

As Tiger looks for his money a Golf tee falls out of his pocket. 'What's that?' enquires the attendant.

'Its a tee' replies Tiger.

'What's it for?' the attendant asks.

Tiger says, 'I put my balls on it when I drive.'

'Blimey, those Omega Elite's think of everything don't they!'  :y
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Re: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
« Reply #12 on: 28 November 2009, 14:58:51 »
He must have been pissed to crash like that!
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Re: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
« Reply #13 on: 28 November 2009, 22:41:13 »
If this rumour is true, maybe he was caught "out of bounds".  ;) ;D ;D ;D

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/#
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