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Richie London

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joke NWS
« on: 29 November 2009, 12:20:21 »

Cost of a candle-lit dinner for two: £80
Cost for theatre show tickets: £65
Cab fare home: £30
The look on his face when you tell him you're on your period: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's anal.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke NWS
« Reply #1 on: 29 November 2009, 12:28:58 »

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Cost of a candle-lit dinner for two: £80
Cost for theatre show tickets: £65
Cab fare home: £30
The look on his face when you tell him you're on your period: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's anal.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

........what difference does that make?.... ::) ::) ::)
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Re: joke NWS
« Reply #2 on: 29 November 2009, 14:03:13 »

Nice one Rich  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke NWS
« Reply #3 on: 29 November 2009, 14:05:52 »

 ;D ;D :-X
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Re: joke NWS
« Reply #4 on: 29 November 2009, 14:45:50 »

'Bleeding' marvelous Richie ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke NWS
« Reply #5 on: 30 November 2009, 11:12:12 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y Bloody fantastic
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Re: joke NWS
« Reply #6 on: 30 November 2009, 11:22:35 »

i took an old tampon to the antiques roadshow,,,
i wanted to know what period it came from :D
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Re: joke NWS
« Reply #7 on: 30 November 2009, 12:29:01 »

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i took an old tampon to the antiques roadshow,,,
i wanted to know what period it came from :D

"its 1990s sir"

"how do you know that?"


"because im a clever c@@t" :y :y
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Re: joke NWS
« Reply #8 on: 30 November 2009, 12:46:33 »

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Cost of a candle-lit dinner for two: £80
Cost for theatre show tickets: £65
Cab fare home: £30
The look on his face when you tell him you're on your period: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's anal.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

........what difference does that make?.... ::) ::) ::)

Dunno!! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke NWS
« Reply #9 on: 30 November 2009, 18:17:28 »

Even the best fishermen fish in the red sea [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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