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[waspy]

One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further.
.....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000.
I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence
But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess.

As Professor Henry Higgins would have it: "Cotton, hay and rags"........but remember, he also said: "Damn, Damn, Damn.....I`ve grown accustomed to her face"

......you simply could not live without us!

I managed for nine years
Though i did cave in eventually

[Dishevelled Den]

One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further.
.....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000.
I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence
But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess.

As Professor Henry Higgins would have it: "Cotton, hay and rags"........but remember, he also said: "Damn, Damn, Damn.....I`ve grown accustomed to her face"

......you simply could not live without us!

I'm afraid that I must agree with you, I would be worthless without my wife.

[LJay]

One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further.
.....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000.
I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence
But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess.

As Professor Henry Higgins would have it: "Cotton, hay and rags"........but remember, he also said: "Damn, Damn, Damn.....I`ve grown accustomed to her face"

......you simply could not live without us!

I'm afraid that I must agree with you, I would be worthless without my wife.

I do like a man who knows his place!!!!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further.
.....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000.
I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence
But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess.

As Professor Henry Higgins would have it: "Cotton, hay and rags"........but remember, he also said: "Damn, Damn, Damn.....I`ve grown accustomed to her face"

......you simply could not live without us!

I'm afraid that I must agree with you, I would be worthless without my wife.

I do like a man who knows his place!!!!

Don't you have a husband to serve and attend..Ljay?.
....the time you spend on OOF.....could be better occupied fetching ....your Lord and Master (Jimbob)...a beer....

[LJay]

One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further.
.....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000.
I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence
But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess.

As Professor Henry Higgins would have it: "Cotton, hay and rags"........but remember, he also said: "Damn, Damn, Damn.....I`ve grown accustomed to her face"

......you simply could not live without us!

I'm afraid that I must agree with you, I would be worthless without my wife.

I do like a man who knows his place!!!!

Don't you have a husband to serve and attend..Ljay?.
....the time you spend on OOF.....could be better occupied fetching ....your Lord and Master (Jimbob)...a beer....

I suppose I did promise to obey in my wedding vows!!!

Nah, he's big enough to help himself!!!

[Tony H]

One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further.
.....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000.
I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence
But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess.

As Professor Henry Higgins would have it: "Cotton, hay and rags"........but remember, he also said: "Damn, Damn, Damn.....I`ve grown accustomed to her face"

......you simply could not live without us!

I'm afraid that I must agree with you, I would be worthless without my wife.

I do like a man who knows his place!!!!

Don't you have a husband to serve and attend..Ljay?.
....the time you spend on OOF.....could be better occupied fetching ....your Lord and Master (Jimbob)...a beer....

I suppose I did promise to obey in my wedding vows!!!
Nah, he's big enough to help himself!!!

You do realise that you could be done for "breach of contract"? 

[MikeDundee]

I dont understand women wanting to be equal to men, surely they should want to be better? This shows a lack of ambition i think...........Which is why men are better than women! 

Women will always be better than men, they just really don't know it yet .......then again they can phone the cops after you return from a night out on the piss, and you get nicked ...so they know they have you by the goolies

[unlucky mark mv6]

I must admit though,without woman none of us would be here.

[jereboam]

We have to accept that women are better than men at certain tasks.....cooking.....cleaning......moaning....
........However......... men have to "run the world"......whilst the ladies are busy attending to their menial chores. .....

No-one, I repeat, no-one out-moans me!

[Debs.]

I must admit though,without woman none of us would be here.

....and, if it weren`t for Venetian blinds; it`d be curtains for all of us!

[Vamps]

We have to accept that women are better than men at certain tasks.....cooking.....cleaning......moaning....
........However......... men have to "run the world"......whilst the ladies are busy attending to their menial chores. .....

No-one, I repeat, no-one out-moans me!

Think you had better have a chat with my boss then..... mind she is a woman, along with all my work colleagues.....