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sexydaz

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« on: 02 December 2009, 20:23:40 »
Ron the rooster was the biggest baddest rooster you had you had ever come across,he spent all of his day picking on all the farm yard animals but 1 day he picked on the farm cat and the cat gave him a right kick in so the moral of the story is, NO MATTER HOW BIG OR HARD THE COCK IS THE PUSSY WILL ALWAYS TAKE IT.


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A. They can't stand to see a man have a good time.



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Re: joke
« Reply #1 on: 02 December 2009, 22:11:19 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke
« Reply #2 on: 03 December 2009, 15:27:28 »
Both good ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke
« Reply #3 on: 03 December 2009, 18:15:07 »
excellent  ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 03 December 2009, 18:16:08 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke
« Reply #5 on: 03 December 2009, 18:28:00 »
keep them coming  :D :D :D
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Re: joke
« Reply #6 on: 03 December 2009, 18:36:59 »
lol thats funny  :y
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Re: joke
« Reply #7 on: 03 December 2009, 19:31:38 »
Very good  :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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