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Hannah Judes Dad

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Joke - men can multi-task
« on: 04 December 2009, 00:33:23 »

There is proof that men can multi task because when they watch porn and play with themselves at the same time they can still keep an eye on the door
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Re: Men can multi-task
« Reply #1 on: 04 December 2009, 01:33:30 »

Cant seem to do the door bit, been there, done that, but agree with you on the other two.  :y
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Re: Joke - men can multi-task
« Reply #2 on: 04 December 2009, 12:15:31 »


I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound.
I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer
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Re: Joke - men can multi-task
« Reply #3 on: 04 December 2009, 18:38:47 »

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There is proof that men can multi task because when they watch porn and play with themselves at the same time they can still keep an eye on the door

Very true  :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke - men can multi-task
« Reply #4 on: 04 December 2009, 18:47:06 »

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There is proof that men can multi task because when they watch porn and play with themselves at the same time they can still keep an eye on the door
Much easier to get an old lady that puts the porn on herself, then plays with you while you both watch it (if that's your bag).
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Re: Joke - men can multi-task
« Reply #5 on: 04 December 2009, 18:59:33 »

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There is proof that men can multi task because when they watch porn and play with themselves at the same time they can still keep an eye on the door
Much easier to get an old lady that puts the porn on herself, then plays with you while you both watch it (if that's your bag).
Yes, but less of the 'old'  :y ;D
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