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You Know Your Old When.....................
« on: 07 December 2009, 00:17:53 »
You go to the cinema and wish they could turn it down a bit.......

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Re: You Know Your Old When.....................
« Reply #1 on: 07 December 2009, 01:13:47 »
or you see all the young uns larking about on 50cc bikes and you say "look at them silly sods". You are really jealous aren't you? I know I am !  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: You Know Your Old When.....................
« Reply #2 on: 07 December 2009, 01:41:32 »
how about when you give the mrs half a crown to go to the shops with and expect some change :D :D :D :y
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Re: You Know Your Old When.....................
« Reply #3 on: 07 December 2009, 18:26:40 »
you really know it when yer say when i were lad :)
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Re: You Know Your Old When.....................
« Reply #4 on: 07 December 2009, 18:53:03 »
when you think I don't need glasses, its just my arms are getting shorter and the writting is closer to the page!!! >:(w
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Re: You Know Your Old When.....................
« Reply #5 on: 07 December 2009, 19:00:18 »
the police look younger than your kids !!!  :'(
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Re: You Know Your Old When.....................
« Reply #6 on: 07 December 2009, 19:14:55 »
......you focus more on the bad tile grouting during 'Busty Babes in the Bath'
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Re: You Know Your Old When.....................
« Reply #7 on: 07 December 2009, 19:16:16 »
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......you focus more on the bad tile grouting during 'Busty Babes in the Bath'

 ;D ;D ;D Speak for yourself  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 07 December 2009, 19:16:30 »
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how about when you give the mrs half a crown to go to the shops with and expect some change :D :D :D :y

... you know what half a crown is !!!  :-?
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Re: You Know Your Old When.....................
« Reply #9 on: 07 December 2009, 19:17:16 »
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......you focus more on the bad tile grouting during 'Busty Babes in the Bath'

and who ever put those tiles up need shooting you saw it too hey LOL :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: You Know Your Old When.....................
« Reply #10 on: 07 December 2009, 19:18:05 »
You tuck your todger back, thinking you've finshed and half a pint dribbles out :-[ ;D
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Re: You Know Your Old When.....................
« Reply #11 on: 07 December 2009, 19:23:50 »
three rules to getting old


1  never pass a public loo

2  never trust a f&rt

3  never waste a hardon


 :y :y :y :y :y :y :y :y :y :y
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Re: You Know Your Old When.....................
« Reply #12 on: 07 December 2009, 19:24:31 »
Recently i'll be driving along in the truck, look at someone innocently walking along, going about thier business & think :- rather idiot! I really look down with disdain at someone i know nothing about, i can't help it but i really mean it at the time.
    Grumpy old men i guess! ::)
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« Reply #13 on: 07 December 2009, 20:29:56 »
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You go to the cinema and wish they could turn it down a bit.......

Is it actually possible to have the dB level too loud?
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Re: You Know Your Old When.....................
« Reply #14 on: 07 December 2009, 20:37:51 »
......when a 69 by Rachel Stevens is less appealing than a 99 by the seaside
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