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[Richie London]

Three pairs, a Swedish couple, an Irish Couple and a Scottish couple are about to tee off at St. Andrews.

The Swede's wife stepped up to the tee and, as she bent over to place her ball, a gust of wind blew her skirt up and revealed her lack of underwear.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?", Ole demanded.
"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any," she replied.

The Swede immediately reached into his pocket and said, "For the sake of decency, here's a $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bent over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blew up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"

She replied, "I can't afford any on the little money you give me."

Patrick reached into his pocket and said, "For the sake of decency, here's a $20. Go out and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bent over. The wind also took her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked.

"Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the hell are yer drawers?"

She too explained, 'You dinna give me enough money to be able at affarrd any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and said, "Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.."

[PhilRich]

 

[Richie London]

I don’t believe Scots are as tight as people say, but I did hear that when two taxis collided in Glasgow recently 28 people were injured. 

[PhilRich]

I don’t believe Scots are as tight as people say, but I did hear that when two taxis collided in Glasgow recently 28 people were injured. 

Stop pushing your luck Richie, Scotland's just over the border remember?

[Proz]

    ..... but as for being tight Yorkshire men take the biscuit .... i know cause i work with a few 

[Richie London]

I don’t believe Scots are as tight as people say, but I did hear that when two taxis collided in Glasgow recently 28 people were injured. 

Stop pushing your luck Richie, Scotland's just over the border remember?

isnt there some sort of wall up there to keep them away 

[Proz]

I don’t believe Scots are as tight as people say, but I did hear that when two taxis collided in Glasgow recently 28 people were injured. 

Stop pushing your luck Richie, Scotland's just over the border remember?

isnt there some sort of wall up there to keep them away 

Yeah .... its not high enough 

[Richie London]

I don’t believe Scots are as tight as people say, but I did hear that when two taxis collided in Glasgow recently 28 people were injured. 

Stop pushing your luck Richie, Scotland's just over the border remember?

isnt there some sort of wall up there to keep them away 

Yeah .... its not high enough 

thats so you cant see up there kilts as they are climbing over it 

[Proz]

I don’t believe Scots are as tight as people say, but I did hear that when two taxis collided in Glasgow recently 28 people were injured. 

Stop pushing your luck Richie, Scotland's just over the border remember?

isnt there some sort of wall up there to keep them away 

Yeah .... its not high enough 

thats so you cant see up there kilts as they are climbing over it 

There isn't much to see in this cold 

[Elite Pete]

 

[Hannah Judes Dad]

  ..... but as for being tight Yorkshire men take the biscuit .... i know cause i work with a few 

The Yorkshire war cry is"It's how much? thee's not paying that for them!'

[Stevie-blunder]

Nice ones again Richie 

[Omegadoha, Desert Member]

A good one. 

[STMO999]

  ..... but as for being tight Yorkshire men take the biscuit .... i know cause i work with a few 

I'm afraid it's rubbing off on me.

The Barnsley war cry:
Hooooow much??

[Richie London]

  ..... but as for being tight Yorkshire men take the biscuit .... i know cause i work with a few 

I'm afraid it's rubbing off on me.

The Barnsley war cry:
Hooooow much??

 "do dey do dat do dey"