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hoovers disease
« on: 15 December 2009, 18:38:31 »
Scientists have found that many women develop 'Hoover's Disease' after a year of marriage. They make a continuous whining noise but don't suck anymore! :y

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Re: hoovers disease
« Reply #1 on: 15 December 2009, 18:47:29 »
lmao  :y :y :y
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« Reply #2 on: 15 December 2009, 18:59:40 »
thats not a joke its fact
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« Reply #3 on: 15 December 2009, 19:00:46 »
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thats not a joke its fact

It's an old joke, sometimes a fact & still funny

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: hoovers disease
« Reply #4 on: 15 December 2009, 19:18:45 »
A year of marriage, mine developed the disease after a few weeks :o ;D
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Re: hoovers disease
« Reply #5 on: 15 December 2009, 19:56:08 »
thats why ive got henry here.  and not hetty, apparently they overheat and brakedown all the time  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: hoovers disease
« Reply #6 on: 15 December 2009, 20:01:03 »
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thats not a joke its fact

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Too true  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: hoovers disease
« Reply #7 on: 15 December 2009, 20:15:37 »
Do you remember the old-style ones with a bag full of hot air that kept flying off the handle?

You got it.  ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 15 December 2009, 20:17:12 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: hoovers disease
« Reply #9 on: 15 December 2009, 23:29:24 »
The scientists forgot to mention that when they get full of shite they still seem to manage to suck all the dosh out of your wallet ;D.
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