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What do you call......
« on: 23 December 2009, 17:11:23 »
... a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff

... a man with a spade on his head?
Doug

... a man without a spade on his head?
Douglas (or point at anyone in the room and name them as they won't have spades on their heads)

... a man with a paper bag on his head?
Russell

... a man with a plank of wood on his head?
Edward

... a man with 3 planks of wood on his head?
Edward Woodward

... a man with 4 planks of wood on his head?
I don't know, but Edward Woodward, Would!

... a man with a nymberplate on his head?
Reg

... a man with stamp on his head?
Frank

... a man with a car on his head?
Jack

... a man with a cat on his head?
Claude

... a man with a toilet on his head?
Lou

... a woman with 2 toilets on her head?
Lulu

... a woman with a radiator on her head?
Anita

... a woman with slates on her head?
Ruth


... a nun with a washing machine on her head?
Sister Matic

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Re: What do you call......
« Reply #1 on: 23 December 2009, 18:19:24 »
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a nun with a washing machine on her head?
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 ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D PMSL :y
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Re: What do you call......
« Reply #2 on: 23 December 2009, 18:41:15 »
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Sister Matic

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please close the door after you.................
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« Reply #3 on: 23 December 2009, 18:46:50 »
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a nun with a washing machine on her head?
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please close the door after you.................


No, i shall leave it wide open so you get cold :P
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Re: What do you call......
« Reply #4 on: 23 December 2009, 18:55:31 »
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... a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff

 ......

a man with two panes of glass on his head?

Paddy O'Doors  :-[  :-[  ;) :y
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Re: What do you call......
« Reply #5 on: 23 December 2009, 19:22:59 »
Very good  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: What do you call......
« Reply #6 on: 23 December 2009, 19:23:56 »
..... bale of hay?
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Re: What do you call......
« Reply #7 on: 23 December 2009, 19:32:42 »
this is getting worse by the minute ;D
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Re: What do you call......
« Reply #8 on: 23 December 2009, 19:44:34 »
A man with a gataeu on his head......................Pat o,cake (pat ocake bakers man etc,) ::) :-[
« Last Edit: 23 December 2009, 19:45:13 by albitz »
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Re: What do you call......
« Reply #9 on: 23 December 2009, 21:12:47 »
woman with one leg longer than the other


Eileen...........


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Re: What do you call......
« Reply #10 on: 23 December 2009, 21:37:32 »
A Donkey with 3 legs?


Wonkey ;D
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Re: What do you call......
« Reply #11 on: 23 December 2009, 21:40:17 »
A guy with a small todger?
Justin

A guy with a large one?
Mike Oxhuge

A guy needing Viagra?
Drew Peacock
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Re: What do you call......
« Reply #12 on: 23 December 2009, 21:42:33 »
no comment
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« Reply #13 on: 23 December 2009, 21:45:07 »
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A guy with a small todger?
Justin

A guy with a large one?
Mike Oxhuge

A guy needing Viagra?
STMO
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« Reply #14 on: 23 December 2009, 22:09:26 »
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A guy with a small todger?
Justin

A guy with a large one?
Mike Oxhuge

A guy needing Viagra?
STMO
;D ;D ;D
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