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[bob.dent]

You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.

Thank God it's only once a year.

How's your heart Steve? 

[sexydaz]

You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.

Thank God it's only once a year.

christmas comes but once a year
in 30 secs steve comes thrice
thats what you get for popping the question
for life you must pay the price

[STMO999]

You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.

Thank God it's only once a year.

christmas comes but once a year
in 30 secs steve comes thrice
thats what you get for popping the question
for life you must pay the price

Dont give up the day job.

[sexydaz]

on a serious note 30 secs yer spoiling her she,ll be  expecting it more often

[Mr Skrunts]

You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.

Thank God it's only once a year.

Sure there was a thread that you gave her a birthday bonk. 

[jereboam]

You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.

Thank God it's only once a year.

How's your heart Steve? 

Do you honestly believe he's got one?   

And I don't think he'd admit it even if he has. 

[Tony H]

You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.

Thank God it's only once a year.

Was that including foreplay
and a ciggy afterwards?

[STMO999]

You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.

Thank God it's only once a year.

Was that including foreplay
and a ciggy afterwards?

Yeah. And chiselling me crusties off.

[Gaffers]

You can all break off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.

Thank God it's only once a year.

How's your heart Steve? 

Thawing out....albeit slowly....