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Who'd like to bonk my missus
« on: 23 December 2009, 20:48:25 »
It's that time of year again and I'm really not up to it. I'm willing to pay, but not interested in any kind of swap. If you've seen one gash, you've seen them all. ;D ;D
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #1 on: 23 December 2009, 20:49:44 »
No thanks
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #2 on: 23 December 2009, 20:50:43 »
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It's that time of year again and I'm really not up to it. I'm willing to pay, but not interested in any kind of swap. If you've seen one gash, you've seen them all. ;D ;D
That'll be due to your advancing years Steve ;D
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #3 on: 23 December 2009, 20:51:22 »
If she does my pots, washing and all the house work first I will will then have a chat with one of the neighbers to see if he is interested.  :-X

Favour for a favour and all that.  Will expext you to cover the travelling expences either way though.   :y
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« Reply #4 on: 23 December 2009, 20:51:42 »
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It's that time of year again and I'm really not up to it. I'm willing to pay, but not interested in any kind of swap. If you've seen one gash, you've seen them all. ;D ;D
That'll be due to your advancing years Steve ;D


I've had so many over the years......I think it's more like boredom..... ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 23 December 2009, 20:52:53 »
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If she does my pots, washing and all the house work first I will will then have a chat with one of the neighbers to see if he is interested.  :-X

Favour for a favour and all that.  Will expext you to cover the travelling expences either way though.   :y


Yours must be like an exploded cigar by now judging by your piccies ;D
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #6 on: 23 December 2009, 20:56:18 »
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If she does my pots, washing and all the house work first I will will then have a chat with one of the neighbers to see if he is interested.  :-X

Favour for a favour and all that.  Will expext you to cover the travelling expences either way though.   :y


Yours must be like an exploded cigar by now judging by your piccies ;D


Nowt wrong with mine, it's just had a rest for the last few weeks and is ready for some action over the festive season.
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #7 on: 23 December 2009, 20:56:38 »
Only if shes as jolly and full of beans as you are......

lol

Merry Christmas Scrooge.......!!!

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« Reply #8 on: 23 December 2009, 20:57:08 »
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It's that time of year again and I'm really not up to it. I'm willing to pay, but not interested in any kind of swap. If you've seen one gash, you've seen them all. ;D ;D
That'll be due to your advancing years Steve ;D


I've had so many over the years......I think it's more like boredom..... ;D
Had so many what, bouts of impotence? :o
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« Reply #9 on: 23 December 2009, 20:57:48 »
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Who'd like to bonk my missus
Depends on whether it's a munter or a MILF really
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
« Reply #11 on: 23 December 2009, 20:59:56 »
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lol

god help us all.......

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« Reply #12 on: 23 December 2009, 21:01:06 »
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Depends on whether it's a munter or a MILF really


Neither.
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« Reply #13 on: 23 December 2009, 21:03:31 »
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Could you handle her though Tunnie.   ;D ;D :-X :y
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