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hotel21

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Christmas cracker jokes
« on: 25 December 2009, 10:04:41 »
Whats the difference between a brussell sprout and a slimey snotter ?





You can get a kid to eat a snotter!    ;D   ;D   ;D 



well I found it funny anyway.......   :(
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Re: Christmas cracker jokes
« Reply #1 on: 25 December 2009, 10:05:59 »
 ;D ;D ;D splendid H  ;D ;D :y
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Re: Christmas cracker jokes
« Reply #2 on: 25 December 2009, 10:07:07 »
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Whats the difference between a brussell sprout and a slimey snotter ?





You can get a kid to eat a snotter!    ;D   ;D   ;D 



well I found it funny anyway.......   :(


 ;D ;D Merry Christmas Broocie.
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Re: Christmas cracker jokes
« Reply #3 on: 25 December 2009, 10:19:16 »
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Whats the difference between a brussell sprout and a slimey snotter ?





You can get a kid to eat a snotter!    ;D   ;D   ;D 



well I found it funny anyway.......   :(


 ;D ;D Merry Christmas Broocie.

.... and to you, and everyone else on OOF.. :y
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Re: Christmas cracker jokes
« Reply #4 on: 25 December 2009, 10:31:40 »
Very true too  :y :y :y  Have a good one H :y
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Re: Christmas cracker jokes
« Reply #5 on: 25 December 2009, 15:19:36 »
Q/ where can you buy british rail bubble gum?

A/ on a chew chew train :'(

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Q/ what is an underground train full of professors called?

A/ a tube of smarties :(

have a great xmas everybody ;D ;D
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Re: Christmas cracker jokes
« Reply #6 on: 25 December 2009, 16:32:35 »
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Q/ where can you buy british rail bubble gum?

A/ on a chew chew train :'(

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Q/ what is an underground train full of professors called?

A/ a tube of smarties :(

have a great xmas everybody ;D ;D


break off Alf. You thought you'd get away with them cos no one's online. :P
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Re: Christmas cracker jokes
« Reply #7 on: 25 December 2009, 16:51:08 »
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Q/ where can you buy british rail bubble gum?

A/ on a chew chew train :'(

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Q/ what is an underground train full of professors called?

A/ a tube of smarties :(

have a great xmas everybody ;D ;D


break off Alf. You thought you'd get away with them cos no one's online. :P
i see your full of the festered spirit ;D
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