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who want to walk fido
« on: 01 January 2010, 21:51:08 »
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Re: who want to walk fido
« Reply #1 on: 01 January 2010, 22:00:13 »
Woman over the road's got one. Big as a horse, daft as a brush.
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Re: who want to walk fido
« Reply #2 on: 01 January 2010, 22:01:15 »
It's a horse in a dog costume  ;D ;D
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Re: who want to walk fido
« Reply #3 on: 01 January 2010, 22:03:55 »
Just wondering why the bloke is tickling the dog's John Thomas  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 01 January 2010, 22:05:13 »
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Just wondering why the bloke is tickling the dog's John Thomas  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


It's a female. He's milking it.
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« Reply #5 on: 01 January 2010, 22:07:57 »
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Just wondering why the bloke is tickling the dog's John Thomas  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

its probably bigger than his own ;D ;D
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Re: who want to walk fido
« Reply #6 on: 01 January 2010, 22:11:32 »
They don't actually need a lot of exercise.  I used to share a house with someone who owned a Great Dane.  He was wonderful, except when he wanted to sit on your lap.  Took him for a walk one day, went round a corner and came across an Irish Wolfhound.  Our dog was absolutely dumbfounded, never having previously encountered a canine larger than himself.  Took him weeks to get his self-confidence back.
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« Reply #7 on: 01 January 2010, 22:13:59 »
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They don't actually need a lot of exercise.  I used to share a house with someone who owned a Great Dane.  He was wonderful, except when he wanted to sit on your lap.  Took him for a walk one day, went round a corner and came across an Irish Wolfhound.  Our dog was absolutely dumbfounded, never having previously encountered a canine larger than himself.  Took him weeks to get his self-confidence back.
  They all do that. Strange.
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Re: who want to walk fido
« Reply #8 on: 01 January 2010, 22:16:13 »
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They don't actually need a lot of exercise.  I used to share a house with someone who owned a Great Dane.  He was wonderful, except when he wanted to sit on your lap.  Took him for a walk one day, went round a corner and came across an Irish Wolfhound.  Our dog was absolutely dumbfounded, never having previously encountered a canine larger than himself.  Took him weeks to get his self-confidence back.

The person you shared a house with was it Shaggy? ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 01 January 2010, 22:17:39 »
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They don't actually need a lot of exercise.  I used to share a house with someone who owned a Great Dane.  He was wonderful, except when he wanted to sit on your lap.  Took him for a walk one day, went round a corner and came across an Irish Wolfhound.  Our dog was absolutely dumbfounded, never having previously encountered a canine larger than himself.  Took him weeks to get his self-confidence back.
  They all do that. Strange.


And you have the Audacity to call him Strange!!
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« Reply #10 on: 01 January 2010, 22:19:01 »
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They don't actually need a lot of exercise.  I used to share a house with someone who owned a Great Dane.  He was wonderful, except when he wanted to sit on your lap.  Took him for a walk one day, went round a corner and came across an Irish Wolfhound.  Our dog was absolutely dumbfounded, never having previously encountered a canine larger than himself.  Took him weeks to get his self-confidence back.
  They all do that. Strange.


And you have the Audacity to call him Strange!!


Quiet you, or me and Guffer will get you with our spoons.
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« Reply #11 on: 01 January 2010, 22:27:27 »
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They don't actually need a lot of exercise.  I used to share a house with someone who owned a Great Dane.  He was wonderful, except when he wanted to sit on your lap.  Took him for a walk one day, went round a corner and came across an Irish Wolfhound.  Our dog was absolutely dumbfounded, never having previously encountered a canine larger than himself.  Took him weeks to get his self-confidence back.
  They all do that. Strange.


And you have the Audacity to call him Strange!!


Quiet you, or me and Guffer will get you with our spoons.


What with both of you being Spoon Experts, Guffer been a Heinz Bean Tester and you a Uri Geller wanna be I am besides myself with worry ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 01 January 2010, 22:28:25 »
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They don't actually need a lot of exercise.  I used to share a house with someone who owned a Great Dane.  He was wonderful, except when he wanted to sit on your lap.  Took him for a walk one day, went round a corner and came across an Irish Wolfhound.  Our dog was absolutely dumbfounded, never having previously encountered a canine larger than himself.  Took him weeks to get his self-confidence back.
  They all do that. Strange.


And you have the Audacity to call him Strange!!


Quiet you, or me and Guffer will get you with our spoons.


What with both of you being Spoon Experts, Guffer been a Heinz Bean Tester and you a Uri Geller wanna be I am besides myself with worry ;D


There's only one bender round here mate. ;D
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They don't actually need a lot of exercise.  I used to share a house with someone who owned a Great Dane.  He was wonderful, except when he wanted to sit on your lap.  Took him for a walk one day, went round a corner and came across an Irish Wolfhound.  Our dog was absolutely dumbfounded, never having previously encountered a canine larger than himself.  Took him weeks to get his self-confidence back.
  They all do that. Strange.


And you have the Audacity to call him Strange!!


Quiet you, or me and Guffer will get you with our spoons.


What with both of you being Spoon Experts, Guffer been a Heinz Bean Tester and you a Uri Geller wanna be I am besides myself with worry ;D


There's only one bender round here mate. ;D

I know who it is.... give me a kiss and I'll tell ya ;D ::) :P
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Re: who want to walk fido
« Reply #14 on: 01 January 2010, 23:10:58 »
You'd need a bloody massive pooper scooper clearing up after that!!!!   ;D  ;D  ;D
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