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[splott]

good job the lights were not still plugged in or you would have had floating carp

They were unpluged, but still on the tree!

[Selseybill]

My wife has just launched xmas tree through the patio door straight into the pond. Do you think the festivities have finished??

Did she open it first  :-?

Yep, but I now have Koi carp wearing tinsel

Christmas is for man and beast(Koi) too.

The problem seems you went down the pub,she slaved over a hot stove with the Sunday lunch and you demanded a clean floor whilst playing on the computer.This is how it's worked since the caveman time but women feel they have been hard done by.Grab your club,drag here to the love room.both happy now .Just realised this is probably why the first wife left.      

[splott]

My wife has just launched xmas tree through the patio door straight into the pond. Do you think the festivities have finished??

Did she open it first  :-?

Yep, but I now have Koi carp wearing tinsel

Christmas is for man and beast(Koi) too.

The problem seems you went down the pub,she slaved over a hot stove with the Sunday lunch and you demanded a clean floor whilst playing on the computer.This is how it's worked since the caveman time but women feel they have been hard done by.Grab your club,drag here to the love room.both happy now .Just realised this is probably why the first wife left.      

Don't think thats going to happen, do you? :-?

[Darth Loo-knee]

My wife has just launched xmas tree through the patio door straight into the pond. Do you think the festivities have finished??

Sounds like its just started for the fish

[splott]

My wife has just launched xmas tree through the patio door straight into the pond. Do you think the festivities have finished??

Sounds like its just started for the fish

Hope the fish like chocolates

[Darth Loo-knee]

My wife has just launched xmas tree through the patio door straight into the pond. Do you think the festivities have finished??

Sounds like its just started for the fish

Hope the fish like chocolates

Chocolate Starfish??

[splott]

My wife has just launched xmas tree through the patio door straight into the pond. Do you think the festivities have finished??

Sounds like its just started for the fish

Hope the fish like chocolates

Chocolate Starfish??

Like to see how they unwrap them!

[Pitchfork]

My wife has just launched xmas tree through the patio door straight into the pond. Do you think the festivities have finished??

Mine was ejected on Boxing day!

Your Wife??

[sexydaz]

My wife has just launched xmas tree through the patio door straight into the pond. Do you think the festivities have finished??

Sounds like its just started for the fish

Hope the fish like chocolates

Chocolate Starfish??

Like to see how they unwrap them!

the good ole balloon knot,teatowel holder,barking spider,ricker,poop shoot,funnel,marmite motorway,bournville boulevard,cadbury alley

[Stevie-blunder]

Mine didn't see the light of day, still in the loft  Bah humbug 

[splott]

Mine didn't see the light of day, still in the loft  Bah humbug 

We talking fish or tree here?

[Darth Loo-knee]

Mine didn't see the light of day, still in the loft  Bah humbug 

We talking fish or tree here?

Don't know why people keep altering the conversation, most annoying trying to keep up

[Pitchfork]

Mine didn't see the light of day, still in the loft  Bah humbug 

We talking fish or tree here?

Don't know why people keep altering the conversation, most annoying trying to keep up

Well you are quite a long way north & it's a scientifically proven fact that the Neaderthals were better adapted to a colder climate
(The gene for ginger hair is also Neaderthal thereby proving that they interbred with Homo Sapiens i.e. in Scotland)

[splott]

Mine didn't see the light of day, still in the loft  Bah humbug 

We talking fish or tree here?

Don't know why people keep altering the conversation, most annoying trying to keep up

Back on theme now. Got the tree out of the pond and now back in the pub. Mrs has taken the mig, so she can take the dog for a walk. A white dog on dark interior, she knows it pixxes me of!

[Darth Loo-knee]

Mine didn't see the light of day, still in the loft  Bah humbug 

We talking fish or tree here?

Don't know why people keep altering the conversation, most annoying trying to keep up

Well you are quite a long way north & it's a scientifically proven fact that the Neaderthals were better adapted to a colder climate
(The gene for ginger hair is also Neaderthal thereby proving that they interbred with Homo Sapiens i.e. in Scotland)

Well how amazing!!!
I am related to Mary Queen of Scots through my Dad's side