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[alunonhisown]

So the world's tallest building has been opened in Dubai, with the world's highest Mosque within it.

Anyone here a pilot?
In Bad Taste.......Maybe Not
See how they like it.

[alunonhisown]

The expenses scandal has now hit English football.

Apparently Bolton Wanderers have been claiming for silver polish since 1958.

[alunonhisown]

I am shocked, appalled and disgusted at the way MPs have had all the secrets blacked out on their expense claims forms.

It would've looked a lot neater with Tippex!

And then, of course, they could have claimed for the Tippex too.

[alunonhisown]

Did you hear about the guy who went to buy a new car?
The salesman said to him "Do you want it on HP or MP?"
Whats the difference?" he asked
"Well HP is when you borrow money with lots of interest to pay back. And MP means you get everyone else to pay..."

[alunonhisown]

There's a sign in our local shop that says:

'Only 2 MPs at a time'

[alunonhisown]

I see Alistair Darling (the Chancellor with the dodgy eyebrows) used thousands of pounds of taxpayers money to get tax advice to fill in his tax returns.

Tax doesn't have to be taxing, eh Darling?

[Kevin Wood]

I am shocked, appalled and disgusted at the way MPs have had all the secrets blacked out on their expense claims forms.

It would've looked a lot neater with Tippex!

And then, of course, they could have claimed for the Tippex too.

They'd only end up sniffing the solvent from it.. whilst hanging upside down in their wardrobes with an orange in their gob, no doubt.

Kevin

[Pitchfork]

I am shocked, appalled and disgusted at the way MPs have had all the secrets blacked out on their expense claims forms.

It would've looked a lot neater with Tippex!

And then, of course, they could have claimed for the Tippex too.

They'd only end up sniffing the solvent from it.. whilst hanging upside down in their wardrobes with an orange in their gob, no doubt.
You have a long memory - it was aTory as I recall
Kevin

[Dishevelled Den]

I am shocked, appalled and disgusted at the way MPs have had all the secrets blacked out on their expense claims forms.

It would've looked a lot neater with Tippex!

And then, of course, they could have claimed for the Tippex too.

They'd only end up sniffing the solvent from it.. whilst hanging upside down in their wardrobes with an orange in their gob, no doubt.
You have a long memory - it was aTory as I recall
Kevin

If I remember rightly it was on a kitchen table, was it not?





http://www.newsmedianews.com/milligan.shtml





....it was apparently.

[Kevin Wood]

I stand corrected. I'm thinking of someone else.

Kevin

[Dishevelled Den]

I stand corrected. I'm thinking of someone else.

Kevin

You can be forgiven as it’s quite popular in some circles I believe.

[LJay]

So the world's tallest building has been opened in Dubai, with the world's highest Mosque within it.

Anyone here a pilot?
In Bad Taste.......Maybe Not
See how they like it.

Think thats a bit uncalled for! Why add fuel to the fire!
This site is global and its a touchy subject for some!


No offense meant!