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Taking a Woman to Bed
« on: 05 January 2010, 23:42:27 »
TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

What is the difference between girls/women aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

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At 8

You take her to bed and tell her a story

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At 18

You tell her a story and take her to bed

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At 28

You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed

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At 38

She tells you a story and takes you to bed

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At 48

She tells you a story to avoid going to bed

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At 58

You stay in bed to avoid her story

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At 68

If you take her to bed, that'll be a story

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At 78

What story? What bed? Who the hell are you?
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Re: Taking a Woman to Bed
« Reply #1 on: 05 January 2010, 23:44:37 »
 ;D ;D ;D well told db  :y :y
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Re: Taking a Woman to Bed
« Reply #2 on: 05 January 2010, 23:47:29 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Taking a Woman to Bed
« Reply #3 on: 06 January 2010, 07:43:54 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Re: Taking a Woman to Bed
« Reply #4 on: 06 January 2010, 07:50:55 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :) :) :) :) :y :y :y :y
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Re: Taking a Woman to Bed
« Reply #5 on: 06 January 2010, 13:59:42 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Taking a Woman to Bed
« Reply #6 on: 06 January 2010, 14:42:37 »
very good. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Taking a Woman to Bed
« Reply #7 on: 06 January 2010, 16:47:21 »
One of the better ones... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Taking a Woman to Bed
« Reply #8 on: 06 January 2010, 17:28:46 »
an old boy once told me when yer meet a woman youd eat rice pudding out of it,when youve been married to em for 40 yrs yer wouldnt sh@t in it ;D
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Re: Taking a Woman to Bed
« Reply #9 on: 06 January 2010, 17:58:20 »
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TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

What is the difference between girls/women aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

***********************************************************************************

At 8

You take her to bed and tell her a story

***********************************************************************************

At 18

You tell her a story and take her to bed

***********************************************************************************

At 28

You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed

***********************************************************************************

At 38

She tells you a story and takes you to bed

***********************************************************************************

At 48

She tells you a story to avoid going to bed

***********************************************************************************

At 58

You stay in bed to avoid her story

***********************************************************************************

At 68

If you take her to bed, that'll be a story

***********************************************************************************

At 78

What story? What bed? Who the hell are you?
Good'un. Is'nt 68 "69 & i owe you one?"!!!
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