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Jimbo B

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Oil shortage
« on: 08 January 2010, 19:45:09 »
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in The North Sea
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All Our DIPSTICKS are located in
Westminster !!!

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NO? I didn't think so!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
 

 

 
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Re: Oil shortage
« Reply #1 on: 08 January 2010, 19:45:56 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Oil shortage
« Reply #2 on: 08 January 2010, 19:46:02 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Like that  ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Oil shortage
« Reply #3 on: 08 January 2010, 20:22:04 »
Very good Jimbo. ;D
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Re: Oil shortage
« Reply #4 on: 08 January 2010, 20:50:02 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Oil shortage
« Reply #5 on: 08 January 2010, 20:50:18 »
 ;D ;D ;D I'm drawn to that  ;D ;D :y
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