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STMO999

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Computer question
« on: 10 January 2010, 19:12:13 »
I have had the same computer for five years. Same crappy printer, same worn out keyboard, same mouse, same monitor. It has never been rebuilt or even repaired. It is in constant use and is abused by my son daily. I want a new one.

How long till it explodes? ;D
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Re: Computer question
« Reply #1 on: 10 January 2010, 19:13:37 »
It'll never break.
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Re: Computer question
« Reply #2 on: 10 January 2010, 19:14:52 »
Do you own a large sledgehammer?
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STMO999

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Re: Computer question
« Reply #3 on: 10 January 2010, 19:15:49 »
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Do you own a large sledgehammer?


I'm too tight for 'The Sammy Solution' ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 10 January 2010, 19:19:59 »
Let me use it for a bit..... :y :y ::) :P
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Re: Computer question
« Reply #5 on: 10 January 2010, 19:23:17 »
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I have had the same computer for five years. Same crappy printer, same worn out keyboard, same mouse, same monitor. It has never been rebuilt or even repaired. It is in constant use and is abused by my son daily. I want a new one.

How long till it explodes? ;D
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Depends how high from the ground it is when you drop it  :y
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Re: Computer question
« Reply #6 on: 10 January 2010, 19:24:56 »
11mins and 23 seconds :y
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Re: Computer question
« Reply #7 on: 10 January 2010, 19:37:21 »
if a computer can stand 5 years, you can expect another 5 years without doubt ..

keep the chasis, monitor, keyboard and buy a new board , cpu , ram and DISK..
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Re: Computer question
« Reply #8 on: 10 January 2010, 19:38:06 »
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if a computer can stand 5 years, you can expect another 5 years without doubt ..

keep the chasis, monitor, keyboard and buy a new board , cpu , ram and DISK..


Why? It's all working fine.
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Re: Computer question
« Reply #9 on: 10 January 2010, 19:40:16 »
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Do you own a large sledgehammer?


I'm too tight for 'The Sammy Solution' ;D

Too old and weak as well.   ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 10 January 2010, 19:41:07 »
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Do you own a large sledgehammer?


I'm too tight for 'The Sammy Solution' ;D

Too old and weak as well.   ;D ;D ;D


Least I'm not rather housebound.....yet :P
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« Reply #11 on: 10 January 2010, 19:44:15 »
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if a computer can stand 5 years, you can expect another 5 years without doubt ..

keep the chasis, monitor, keyboard and buy a new board , cpu , ram and DISK..


Why? It's all working fine.

 ;D

thats the cheapo way of changing systems and how I do it mostly..

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Re: Computer question
« Reply #12 on: 10 January 2010, 19:48:01 »
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I have had the same computer for five years. Same crappy printer, same worn out keyboard, same mouse, same monitor. It has never been rebuilt or even repaired. It is in constant use and is abused by my son daily. I want a new one.

How long till it explodes? ;D

What does he do to it then? .....or shouldnt i ask  ::) ;D
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« Reply #13 on: 10 January 2010, 19:49:32 »
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I have had the same computer for five years. Same crappy printer, same worn out keyboard, same mouse, same monitor. It has never been rebuilt or even repaired. It is in constant use and is abused by my son daily. I want a new one.

How long till it explodes? ;D

What does he do to it then? .....or shouldnt i ask  ::) ;D


Not much. Opens 36 tabs and punches it because it's a bit slow ;D
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Re: Computer question
« Reply #14 on: 10 January 2010, 19:52:31 »
Buy your son a new computer for his birthday.  Install all your stuff on it before you give it to him.  Carry on using yours until it dies.  Then start using your son's computer until he's old enough to buy you a new one for your birthday.

There you go - two problems solved in one go - son's present, your computer. :) :) :)
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