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You (dear reader) caused the road salt shortage!
« on: 10 January 2010, 18:25:52 »
Yes if it hadn't been for you all taking a pinch of salt with what the government have been telling us, there would have been plenty of salt for the paths and side roads.
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Re: You (dear reader) caused the road salt shortage!
« Reply #1 on: 10 January 2010, 18:30:15 »
All shops round here are sold out of it, they have moved on to using cat litter for sorting thier paths out, dunno why if they aint going to work because of the roads, shops as well, no bread, milh or basics, all sold out.
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Re: You (dear reader) caused the road salt shortage!
« Reply #2 on: 10 January 2010, 18:59:33 »
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All shops round here are sold out of it, they have moved on to using cat litter for sorting thier paths out, dunno why if they aint going to work because of the roads, shops as well, no bread, milh or basics, all sold out.


I've had no trouble getting hold of anything. Nor have I been unable to travel. You are a wimp Skruntie and you live in a one-hoss town. ;D
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Re: You (dear reader) caused the road salt shortage!
« Reply #3 on: 10 January 2010, 19:04:23 »
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All shops round here are sold out of it, they have moved on to using cat litter for sorting thier paths out, dunno why if they aint going to work because of the roads, shops as well, no bread, milh or basics, all sold out.

I wouldnt use that...imagine in a few days every cat from miles around will be queueing up to have a crap on your path  ::) ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 10 January 2010, 19:32:25 »
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All shops round here are sold out of it, they have moved on to using cat litter for sorting thier paths out, dunno why if they aint going to work because of the roads, shops as well, no bread, milh or basics, all sold out.

I wouldnt use that...imagine in a few days every cat from miles around will be queueing up to have a crap on your path  ::) ;D ;D
;D ;Dthe snow has cleared but in its wake there is a plague of cat eggs here in south yorkshire ;D ;D ;D
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Re: You (dear reader) caused the road salt shortage!
« Reply #5 on: 10 January 2010, 19:34:19 »
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All shops round here are sold out of it, they have moved on to using cat litter for sorting thier paths out, dunno why if they aint going to work because of the roads, shops as well, no bread, milh or basics, all sold out.


I've had no trouble getting hold of anything. Nor have I been unable to travel. You are a wimp Skruntie and you live in a one-hoss town. ;D

I have not been out in it, nor do I need to go out in it.  But the idiouts that live on here have made it into an ice rink.  The road is totally flat but all visitors have to turn round in a small cul-de-sac and then weave in and out of the knob hrads that have oarked thier cars with no consideration for others.  Mine and my neighbers drive have a slight incline.  She has a 1.9 golf cabriolet and her son drives a for ka.  They have strugged to get off thier drives even after digging and salting, so as I have no need to go out then I leave them all to it.

Anything I want I just have it delivered.  Still have one and a half freezers full of food, loads tins, so I'm ok.   Am not causing problems for others, and thier problems are not affecting me.   :y
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« Reply #6 on: 10 January 2010, 19:37:24 »
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All shops round here are sold out of it, they have moved on to using cat litter for sorting thier paths out, dunno why if they aint going to work because of the roads, shops as well, no bread, milh or basics, all sold out.


I've had no trouble getting hold of anything. Nor have I been unable to travel. You are a wimp Skruntie and you live in a one-hoss town. ;D

I have not been out in it, nor do I need to go out in it.  But the idiouts that live on here have made it into an ice rink.  The road is totally flat but all visitors have to turn round in a small cul-de-sac and then weave in and out of the knob hrads that have oarked thier cars with no consideration for others.  Mine and my neighbers drive have a slight incline.  She has a 1.9 golf cabriolet and her son drives a for ka.  They have strugged to get off thier drives even after digging and salting, so as I have no need to go out then I leave them all to it.

Anything I want I just have it delivered.  Still have one and a half freezers full of food, loads tins, so I'm ok.   Am not causing problems for others, and thier problems are not affecting me.   :y


OK. But Rotheram's still a one-horse town ;D


Talking of which, The Phoenix sports and social, what's it like there?
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Re: You (dear reader) caused the road salt shortage!
« Reply #7 on: 10 January 2010, 19:43:36 »
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All shops round here are sold out of it, they have moved on to using cat litter for sorting thier paths out, dunno why if they aint going to work because of the roads, shops as well, no bread, milh or basics, all sold out.


I've had no trouble getting hold of anything. Nor have I been unable to travel. You are a wimp Skruntie and you live in a one-hoss town. ;D

I have not been out in it, nor do I need to go out in it.  But the idiouts that live on here have made it into an ice rink.  The road is totally flat but all visitors have to turn round in a small cul-de-sac and then weave in and out of the knob hrads that have oarked thier cars with no consideration for others.  Mine and my neighbers drive have a slight incline.  She has a 1.9 golf cabriolet and her son drives a for ka.  They have strugged to get off thier drives even after digging and salting, so as I have no need to go out then I leave them all to it.

Anything I want I just have it delivered.  Still have one and a half freezers full of food, loads tins, so I'm ok.   Am not causing problems for others, and thier problems are not affecting me.   :y


OK. But Rotheram's still a one-horse town ;D  Dont live there now.


Talking of which, The Phoenix sports and social, what's it like there?
  Dunno, never been.
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Re: You (dear reader) caused the road salt shortage!
« Reply #8 on: 10 January 2010, 19:47:25 »
anybody need salt.. I have plenty of it here..

time to trade me thinks ;D :P

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« Reply #9 on: 10 January 2010, 19:48:32 »
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anybody need salt.. I have plenty of it here..

time to trade me thinks ;D :P



Sorry Cem, you have to be in the EU to trade ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 10 January 2010, 19:49:25 »
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anybody need salt.. I have plenty of it here..

time to trade me thinks ;D :P



Sorry Cem, you have to be in the EU to trade ;D ;D ;D

who cares.. you want salt or not ::)
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anybody need salt.. I have plenty of it here..

time to trade me thinks ;D :P



Sorry Cem, you have to be in the EU to trade ;D ;D ;D

who cares.. you want salt or not ::)


No thanks. I'll have three belly dancers instead :y ;D
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anybody need salt.. I have plenty of it here..

time to trade me thinks ;D :P



Sorry Cem, you have to be in the EU to trade ;D ;D ;D

who cares.. you want salt or not ::)


No thanks. I'll have three belly dancers instead :y ;D

 ;D thats ok also.. let me make some phone calls :y
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Re: You (dear reader) caused the road salt shortage!
« Reply #13 on: 10 January 2010, 22:22:48 »
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OK. But Rotheram's still a one-horse town ;D
 

I went to Rotherham once.  It wasn't very interesting. :)
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Re: You (dear reader) caused the road salt shortage!
« Reply #14 on: 10 January 2010, 22:46:34 »
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OK. But Rotheram's still a one-horse town ;D
 

I went to Rotherham once.  It wasn't very interesting. :)


Jeremy Clarkson used to work there, but left for the same reason.
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