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KillerWatt

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Re: favorite sayings
« Reply #15 on: 11 January 2010, 20:51:12 »
Never really understood the point of sarcasm or cheap jibe's, mainly because if someone is daft enough to piss you off then it's odds on they are too stupid to understand the underlying meaning of any sarcastic retort.

Much better to simply say what you think and let them deal with it in whatever way they see fit IMO.
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« Reply #16 on: 11 January 2010, 21:01:52 »
Another brain cell and he'd be an amoeba
One of my favorites  :D :D :D :D :D
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« Reply #17 on: 11 January 2010, 21:03:36 »
If you'd got the other half of that brain cell the friction would start a fire!!!
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Re: favorite sayings
« Reply #18 on: 11 January 2010, 21:15:34 »
may your ear'oles turn to arse'oles and shit on your collar
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« Reply #19 on: 11 January 2010, 21:21:36 »
a sphincter says what
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« Reply #20 on: 11 January 2010, 21:23:24 »
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a sphincter says what

Waynes' world?
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Re: favorite sayings
« Reply #21 on: 11 January 2010, 21:24:39 »
I have a lot of favourites, handed down by dad.  Can't repeat here though
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« Reply #22 on: 11 January 2010, 21:26:47 »
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I have a lot of favourites, handed down by dad.  Can't repeat here though

yup.......   ;D  heard a few of them....   :-X
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« Reply #23 on: 11 January 2010, 21:30:13 »
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I have a lot of favourites, handed down by dad.  Can't repeat here though

yup.......   ;D  heard a few of them....   :-X
Blame my father, bless him ;D

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Re: favorite sayings
« Reply #24 on: 11 January 2010, 21:32:01 »
"If someone gave you half a brain you'd be a halfwit"  !   :)
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« Reply #25 on: 11 January 2010, 21:33:37 »
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"If someone gave you half a brain you'd be a halfwit"  !   :)
Don't argue with a halfwit.  They are better qualified/more experienced than you are.....


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« Reply #26 on: 11 January 2010, 21:35:32 »
In reference to our slower members of staff:"osmosis is quicker" ;D
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Re: favorite sayings
« Reply #27 on: 11 January 2010, 21:40:32 »
They'll never stop a pig in the passage (reference to bandy legs)
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« Reply #28 on: 11 January 2010, 22:08:49 »
i dont have any look if i fell in a barrel full of nipples id come out sucking my thumb ;D
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« Reply #29 on: 11 January 2010, 22:10:38 »
if someones makin a joke of yer pork sword yer say-yer wouldnt say that if it were stuck up yer arse
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