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Re: favorite sayings
« Reply #30 on: 11 January 2010, 22:11:44 »
ive forgotten more than you know
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Re: favorite sayings
« Reply #31 on: 11 January 2010, 22:13:53 »
[size=12]" It was'nt me"  :-[[/size]
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« Reply #32 on: 11 January 2010, 23:13:57 »
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[size=12]" It was'nt me"  :-[[/size]

You must have met Little Miss Vamps..... ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #33 on: 12 January 2010, 08:31:57 »
You have a face like an arc welders bench (spotty) ::)
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Re: favorite sayings
« Reply #34 on: 12 January 2010, 12:24:17 »
One of my mates used to come out with a good one before smoking in pubs was outlawed by the stasi:

"Have you got a match?"
"Yep. Your face and my @rse."

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Re: favorite sayings
« Reply #35 on: 12 January 2010, 12:25:54 »
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One of my mates used to come out with a good one before smoking in pubs was outlawed by the stasi:

"Have you got a match?"
"Yep. Your face and my @rse."

 ;D

Kevin

Funny you should come out with that one... Heard it for the first time in ages recently ;D ;D
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« Reply #36 on: 12 January 2010, 12:29:33 »
Your so fat,that everytime the door bell rings,you open the fridge. :) :y
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Re: favorite sayings
« Reply #37 on: 12 January 2010, 22:29:28 »
'go back home lad.... yer village is missing it's idiot'

One of our workers , to one of his apprentices, (a particurlarly thick one, to boot..)  ;D
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Re: favorite sayings
« Reply #38 on: 13 January 2010, 11:47:00 »
When a woman comes in from the cold.......
"Gawd blimey luv, you've got Ark Royal starter buttons" ;D
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« Reply #39 on: 13 January 2010, 20:28:24 »
Too many working parts on a paperclip for you.

Flaps like a ripped out fireplace.

Thats what you get for chasing parked vehicles.

As useful as a whale omelette.

Looks like the fire on your face was put out with a spade.
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« Reply #40 on: 13 January 2010, 20:30:11 »
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When a woman comes in from the cold.......
"Gawd blimey luv, you've got Ark Royal starter buttons" ;D

Scammell Wheelnuts.  :y

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« Reply #41 on: 13 January 2010, 20:33:58 »
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When a woman comes in from the cold.......
"Gawd blimey luv, you've got Ark Royal starter buttons" ;D

Scammell Wheelnuts.  :y

That has been replaced with the Foden which in turn has been superceeded by 4 axle MAN's

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Re: favorite sayings
« Reply #42 on: 13 January 2010, 20:36:54 »
flaps like a sliced loaf
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« Reply #43 on: 13 January 2010, 21:16:39 »
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When a woman comes in from the cold.......
"Gawd blimey luv, you've got Ark Royal starter buttons" ;D

Scammell Wheelnuts.  :y

Keivn
That one I ain't heard for ages... :y
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« Reply #44 on: 13 January 2010, 23:24:55 »
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flaps like a sliced loaf
flaps like a wizard's sleeve
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