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ali

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I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
« on: 13 January 2010, 21:21:04 »
Really fancied cheese on toast :) Burnt 1st 2 while letting the dog out, 2nd 2 the phone rang, next 2 getting the dog back in, no7 & no8 grating the cheese, next 2 burnt as I was txting friend to tell her Id nearly used a whole loaf of bread ::) she didnt believe so took a photo


Then while I was positioning toast for best angle :D yes I burnt the last 4 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Leaving me with the end bit :'( :'( :'(


« Last Edit: 13 January 2010, 21:22:13 by ali »
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Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
« Reply #1 on: 13 January 2010, 21:22:35 »
prooves that women are good for multitasking :D ;D :y
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Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
« Reply #2 on: 13 January 2010, 21:23:02 »
Sorry Ali but...  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

And they say women can multi-task ::) ::) ::)
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« Reply #3 on: 13 January 2010, 21:23:34 »
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prooves that women are good for multitasking :D ;D :y
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Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
« Reply #4 on: 13 January 2010, 21:23:41 »
Does your toaster not eject the bread based on your preferences then?
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Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
« Reply #5 on: 13 January 2010, 21:27:48 »
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Does your toaster not eject the bread based on your preferences then?
Come on KW, cheese on toast HAS to be done under grill. Its the law ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
« Reply #6 on: 13 January 2010, 21:28:43 »
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Does your toaster not eject the bread based on your preferences then?
Come on KW, cheese on toast HAS to be done under grill. Its the law ;D ;D ;D

Otherwise the cheese runs off ::) ::)
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« Reply #7 on: 13 January 2010, 21:32:16 »
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Does your toaster not eject the bread based on your preferences then?
Come on KW, cheese on toast HAS to be done under grill. Its the law ;D ;D ;D
Ah, missed the cheese bit.

Having said that, Mrs KW tried (and failed) to do cheese on toast in a toaster that she placed on it's side when she was much younger, then followed it up with trying to remove the obviously jammed mess with a solid metal knife while the toaster was still on and about to ignite what it was cooking - it was only the RCD that saved her dumb ass.
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Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
« Reply #8 on: 13 January 2010, 21:34:39 »
Women, bless em.   ::)

What could we do without them.

Make proper cheese on toast.   ::) :-X
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Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
« Reply #9 on: 13 January 2010, 21:36:29 »
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Does your toaster not eject the bread based on your preferences then?
Come on KW, cheese on toast HAS to be done under grill. Its the law ;D ;D ;D
Ah, missed the cheese bit.

Having said that, Mrs KW tried (and failed) to do cheese on toast in a toaster that she placed on it's side when she was much younger, then followed it up with trying to remove the obviously jammed mess with a solid metal knife while the toaster was still on and about to ignite what it was cooking - it was only the RCD that saved her dumb ass.

I thought burning a whole loaf was funny but KW that beats it hands down ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
« Reply #10 on: 13 January 2010, 21:43:13 »
Dont give up your day job ali. ;D ;)
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Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
« Reply #11 on: 13 January 2010, 21:45:07 »
Ali-it is only the MICROWAVE that beeps when the food is cooked.

Your mistake is waiting for the beeps from the toaster.

It is not the toaster, it is the SMOKE ALARM  :y
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Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
« Reply #12 on: 13 January 2010, 22:15:58 »
Didn't do too well at home economics then?????
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Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
« Reply #13 on: 13 January 2010, 22:16:38 »
I bet you could burn water ;D

At least the local birds will have a feast for the next few days :y
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Re: I only wanted 2 cheese on toast!
« Reply #14 on: 13 January 2010, 22:54:22 »
Very impressive indeed Ali  8-) 8-) :y
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