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Joke Time (NWS)
« on: 18 January 2010, 11:49:00 »
 A mother asks her daughter,"so, how is your married life? The daughter replies shyly,"its like British Airways"the mother looks at a BA advert and is shocked,it reads:seven days a week,two times a day,both ways!
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Re: Joke Time (NWS)
« Reply #1 on: 18 January 2010, 11:49:10 »
 There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant, so he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done..

The Doc told him to take a specimem cup home,fill it,n bring it back the next day.

The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it..

Doctor: what was da problem?

Elderly man: Well, I tried with my right hand..nothing.
So I tried wit my left hand..nothing.
My wife tried with her right hand..nothing,
tried again with her left hand nothing,even her mouth..nothing.
Then my wifes friend tried, right hand,left hand, mouth..still nothing.

Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wifes friend too?!

Elderly man: Yeah, and we still could'nt get the lid off of the specimen cup..!!
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Re: Joke Time (NWS)
« Reply #2 on: 18 January 2010, 11:50:34 »
A scientist wanted to develop a bra that stops women's boobs from bouncing while running, and doesn't show nipples when wet.

But don't panic guys, we've killed the bugga
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Re: Joke Time (NWS)
« Reply #3 on: 18 January 2010, 12:15:45 »
These are sexist jokes ........and are  not suitable for a politically correct forum like OOF.They should be banned. ::) :P :P :P
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Re: Joke Time (NWS)
« Reply #4 on: 18 January 2010, 12:18:16 »
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These are sexist jokes ........and are  not suitable for a politically correct forum like OOF.They should be banned. ::) :P :P :P
If you're going to ban sexist jokes then you must also ban non-sexist ones in order to be even-handed.
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Re: Joke Time (NWS)
« Reply #5 on: 18 January 2010, 14:15:24 »
Shall I delete them?
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« Reply #6 on: 18 January 2010, 14:23:09 »
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Shall I delete them?


As one of the female members on here I say........................................................................................... NO Skruntie! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

I love many of these jokes, and the ones I don't I ignore, but as this is a male orientated forum and I have been living a long time, I do not take offence. ;) ;)  I also know you will always balance them out with jokes aimed at men!! :D :D :D ;) ;)
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Re: Joke Time (NWS)
« Reply #7 on: 18 January 2010, 14:24:20 »
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Shall I delete them?



......still waiting for a nice pert breasted......baby-oiled ebony babe. ::) ::) ::) ;)
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« Reply #8 on: 18 January 2010, 14:29:36 »
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Shall I delete them?



......still waiting for a nice pert breasted......baby-oiled ebony babe. ::) ::) ::) ;)


Well you're not having mine, she's busy.
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Re: Joke Time (NWS)
« Reply #9 on: 18 January 2010, 14:48:58 »
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......still waiting for a nice pert breasted......baby-oiled ebony babe. ::) ::) ::) ;)


This is a joke thread - break off   ;D ;D
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Re: Joke Time (NWS)
« Reply #10 on: 18 January 2010, 14:51:14 »
Actually Optimist, I did do a search for you and found some nice pictures, then I found some, well lets just say veiwing on the forum would not be tolerated......


..... and for some reason I forgot all about you.   ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 18 January 2010, 14:56:35 »
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Actually Optimist, I did do a search for you and found some nice pictures, then I found some, well lets just say veiwing on the forum would not be tolerated......


..... and for some reason I forgot all about you.   ;D ;D ;D ;D

......foxtrot oscar ......Skruntie. :P :P
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Re: Joke Time (NWS)
« Reply #12 on: 18 January 2010, 17:21:57 »
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A mother asks her daughter,"so, how is your married life? The daughter replies shyly,"its like British Airways"the mother looks at a BA advert and is shocked,it reads:seven days a week,two times a day,both ways!

 ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #13 on: 18 January 2010, 17:24:12 »
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A scientist wanted to develop a bra that stops women's boobs from bouncing while running, and doesn't show nipples when wet.

But don't panic guys, we've killed the bugga

good job ;D :y
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Re: Joke Time (NWS)
« Reply #14 on: 18 January 2010, 18:07:02 »
Classics.  ;D I assume the specimen cup was a McDonalds type if it had a lid. ;D
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