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cleggy

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A Political Statement
« on: 17 January 2010, 17:57:48 »
          

 

Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Union Jack to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.   A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

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Re: A Political Statement
« Reply #1 on: 17 January 2010, 22:05:44 »
Brilliant ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A Political Statement
« Reply #2 on: 17 January 2010, 22:06:41 »
very good ;D ;D
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Re: A Political Statement
« Reply #3 on: 17 January 2010, 22:42:19 »
Most excellent  :D :D :D :D
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Re: A Political Statement
« Reply #4 on: 17 January 2010, 22:42:50 »
Nice one  :y :y :y :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A Political Statement
« Reply #5 on: 17 January 2010, 23:14:56 »
How very true  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: A Political Statement
« Reply #6 on: 18 January 2010, 00:32:22 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Re: A Political Statement
« Reply #7 on: 18 January 2010, 01:17:40 »
 ;D ;D was it good for you darling - it was for me?  ;D ;D :y
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Re: A Political Statement
« Reply #8 on: 18 January 2010, 15:25:50 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Re: A Political Statement
« Reply #9 on: 18 January 2010, 15:28:41 »
here here  ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y
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Re: A Political Statement
« Reply #10 on: 18 January 2010, 18:03:04 »
That is quality
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Re: A Political Statement
« Reply #11 on: 18 January 2010, 20:13:52 »
Blob On mate! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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