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HolyCount

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For those that like brussels .....
« on: 10 December 2009, 18:46:09 »
After visiting a "house of ill repute" a green lump grew on this guy's willy so he went to see his doctor..

"Quite serious, this", he says, "Have you heard about boxers getting cauliflower ears?"

"Yes", i said, rather worried now..

"Well", he says, smiling " You've got a brothel sprout...."
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Re: For those that like brussels .....
« Reply #1 on: 10 December 2009, 18:49:27 »
excellent ;D ;D
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Re: For those that like brussels .....
« Reply #2 on: 10 December 2009, 18:59:39 »
Oh dear,  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: For those that like brussels .....
« Reply #3 on: 10 December 2009, 19:04:34 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: For those that like brussels .....
« Reply #4 on: 10 December 2009, 19:19:10 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

I love brussels, but i've never visited a brothel :P
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Re: For those that like brussels .....
« Reply #5 on: 10 December 2009, 19:21:34 »
I love sprouts and I haven't visited a brothel either :D
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Re: For those that like brussels .....
« Reply #6 on: 10 December 2009, 19:25:52 »
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After visiting a "house of ill repute" a green lump grew on this guy's willy so he went to see his doctor..

"Quite serious, this", he says, "Have you heard about boxers getting cauliflower ears?"

"Yes", i said, rather worried now..

"Well", he says, smiling " You've got a brothel sprout...."
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Re: For those that like brussels .....
« Reply #7 on: 10 December 2009, 19:26:40 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: For those that like brussels .....
« Reply #8 on: 10 December 2009, 19:27:36 »
OOPs, posted it before saying....you let the cat out of the bag Holy Count :D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #9 on: 10 December 2009, 20:15:59 »
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OOPs, posted it before saying....you let the cat out of the bag Holy Count :D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

LOLOLOL -- whoops
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Re: For those that like brussels .....
« Reply #10 on: 10 December 2009, 21:19:09 »
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OOPs, posted it before saying....you let the cat out of the bag Holy Count :D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

LOLOLOL -- whoops


pmsl :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: For those that like brussels .....
« Reply #11 on: 10 December 2009, 21:19:53 »
but thought it was funny all the same :D :y
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Re: For those that like brussels .....
« Reply #12 on: 10 December 2009, 22:23:57 »
Nice one............ ;D ;D ;D
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Re: For those that like brussels .....
« Reply #13 on: 11 December 2009, 09:35:11 »
i love brothels...but never visited a sprout! ;D ;D
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Re: For those that like brussels .....
« Reply #14 on: 11 December 2009, 20:41:10 »
I hate sprouts. The best thing to do with sprouts is cover them in chocolate for the halloween trick or treaters ;D ;D ;D
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