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Prayer for Dad
« on: 26 January 2010, 19:03:50 »
Dear God,
Please send clothes for all those poor ladies on dad's computer.   
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Re: Prayer for Dad
« Reply #1 on: 26 January 2010, 19:04:59 »
God Bless  ::) :y
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Re: Prayer for Dad
« Reply #2 on: 26 January 2010, 19:05:53 »
Skruntie's your dad? :o :o
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« Reply #3 on: 26 January 2010, 19:21:10 »
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Skruntie's your dad? :o :o


I doubt that very much. He's a virgin, you see. ::)
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Re: Prayer for Dad
« Reply #4 on: 26 January 2010, 19:29:25 »
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Skruntie's your dad? :o :o


I doubt that very much. He's a virgin, you see. ::)


Steve, you know me so well.  :-[
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« Reply #5 on: 26 January 2010, 19:30:47 »
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Skruntie's your dad? :o :o


I doubt that very much. He's a virgin, you see. ::)


Steve, you know me so well.  :-[


Dont give up, lad, there's bound to be a nice blind lady out there somewhere. :y
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Re: Prayer for Dad
« Reply #6 on: 26 January 2010, 19:37:43 »
Mum's 70 & Dad's 80. She phoned a while back laughing saying he comes away from the computer asking why some gorgeous young girl wants to marry him? He was genuinely confused at the time but fully aware now. Still has all his faculties in place, a retired vet but discovered home pc's late in life
   Being the doting, caring son i am i told her not to believe the randy old goat, he knows exactly what he's doing!!!!! :D
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« Reply #7 on: 26 January 2010, 20:04:38 »
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Skruntie's your dad? :o :o


I doubt that very much. He's a virgin, you see. ::)


Steve, you know me so well.  :-[


Dont give up, lad, there's bound to be a nice blind lady out there somewhere. :y

Well I have my sexy blond neighber poping round for a drink in the very near future, when I invited her I got quite a cheeky smile back as part of the reply.   ::)
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« Reply #8 on: 26 January 2010, 20:06:13 »
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Skruntie's your dad? :o :o


I doubt that very much. He's a virgin, you see. ::)


Steve, you know me so well.  :-[


Dont give up, lad, there's bound to be a nice blind lady out there somewhere. :y

Well I have my sexy blond neighber poping round for a drink in the very near future, when I invited her I got quite a cheeky smile back as part of the reply.   ::)


She might have copped a look at your 42"..............LCD. ;D
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Re: Prayer for Dad
« Reply #9 on: 26 January 2010, 20:42:52 »
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Skruntie's your dad? :o :o


I doubt that very much. He's a virgin, you see. ::)


Steve, you know me so well.  :-[


Dont give up, lad, there's bound to be a nice blind lady out there somewhere. :y

Well I have my sexy blond neighber poping round for a drink in the very near future, when I invited her I got quite a cheeky smile back as part of the reply.   ::)


She might have copped a look at your 42"..............LCD. ;D

Get your facts right.  46" ::)
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Re: Prayer for Dad
« Reply #10 on: 26 January 2010, 20:52:15 »
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Skruntie's your dad? :o :o


I doubt that very much. He's a virgin, you see. ::)


Steve, you know me so well.  :-[


Dont give up, lad, there's bound to be a nice blind lady out there somewhere. :y

Well I have my sexy blond neighber poping round for a drink in the very near future, when I invited her I got quite a cheeky smile back as part of the reply.   ::)


thats the "i wonder if hes got any money" smile  ;D ;D ;D
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