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If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
« on: 27 January 2010, 15:51:12 »
It'd be Curtains for us All!!!!
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Re: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
« Reply #1 on: 27 January 2010, 15:51:59 »
Blinding....groan  :D
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Re: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
« Reply #2 on: 27 January 2010, 15:55:28 »
 ::) Cloakroom-------------------------------------------->
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« Reply #3 on: 27 January 2010, 15:57:01 »
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Re: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
« Reply #4 on: 27 January 2010, 16:02:18 »
Pull yourself together :D


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« Reply #5 on: 27 January 2010, 16:05:31 »
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Pull yourself together :D



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Re: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
« Reply #6 on: 27 January 2010, 16:25:57 »
Drawing on old material?
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Re: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
« Reply #7 on: 27 January 2010, 16:45:28 »
I shutter to think what'd happen if we didn't have curtains either. ;D

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Re: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
« Reply #8 on: 27 January 2010, 16:51:27 »
[size=24]ADMINS[/size][size=11]Please lock this thread[/size]  :( :o ::)
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Re: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
« Reply #9 on: 27 January 2010, 16:55:32 »
Beef ::)
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Re: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
« Reply #10 on: 27 January 2010, 17:10:59 »
As we are dragging up jokes from infant school - how do you make a venetian blind ?





Altogether now.............poke his eyes out. :-[ :D





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Re: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
« Reply #11 on: 27 January 2010, 19:47:08 »
womans just jumped in the shower when the doorbell goes

"who is it?" she shouts, irritated

"it's the blindman from the village, Miss"

"just come in - i'll be down in a sec!"

so she jumps out the shower runs down stairs, not bothering with a towel or robe

"morning love, where d'ya want your venetians?"



sorry - i'll get my coat this time  ;D ;D



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Re: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
« Reply #12 on: 27 January 2010, 19:48:23 »
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womans just jumped in the shower when the doorbell goes

"who is it?" she shouts, irritated

"it's the blindman from the village, Miss"

"just come in - i'll be down in a sec!"

so she jumps out the shower runs down stairs, not bothering with a towel or robe

"morning love, where d'ya want your venetians?"



sorry - i'll get my coat this time  ;D ;D





Last time I heard that was on 'The vicar of Dibley'. She told it better than you.
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Re: If it wasn't for venetian blinds......
« Reply #13 on: 27 January 2010, 20:25:32 »
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womans just jumped in the shower when the doorbell goes

"who is it?" she shouts, irritated

"it's the blindman from the village, Miss"

"just come in - i'll be down in a sec!"

so she jumps out the shower runs down stairs, not bothering with a towel or robe

"morning love, where d'ya want your venetians?"



sorry - i'll get my coat this time  ;D ;D





Last time I heard that was on 'The vicar of Dibley'. She told it better than you.

a woman who can tell a joke? now you are having a laugh  ;) ::)
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« Reply #14 on: 27 January 2010, 20:38:37 »
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Beef ::)
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