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STMO999

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Racist, but funny.
« on: 29 January 2010, 15:59:49 »
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Re: Racist, but funny.
« Reply #1 on: 29 January 2010, 16:01:16 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Racist, but funny.
« Reply #2 on: 29 January 2010, 16:27:21 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Racist, but funny.
« Reply #3 on: 29 January 2010, 17:31:55 »
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Re: Racist, but funny.
« Reply #4 on: 29 January 2010, 17:36:17 »
I`m sure (on many levels) it`s non-P.C to laugh at this........ :-/




but......... ::)







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Re: Racist, but funny.
« Reply #5 on: 29 January 2010, 17:37:02 »
*sucks teeth* oh, ok  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Racist, but funny.
« Reply #6 on: 29 January 2010, 18:01:13 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D outstanding  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Racist, but funny.
« Reply #7 on: 29 January 2010, 19:52:35 »
So, the AGW argument about inter-glacial periods must be right, because it seems the neanderthals are coming back.

Yes, racist. No, not funny.
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Re: Racist, but funny.
« Reply #8 on: 29 January 2010, 19:54:14 »
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So, the AGW argument about inter-glacial periods must be right, because it seems the neanderthals are coming back.

Yes, racist. No, not funny.


I decide what I find funny, not you. ;)
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Re: Racist, but funny.
« Reply #9 on: 29 January 2010, 20:05:04 »
not funny, if you're asking 

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Re: Racist, but funny.
« Reply #10 on: 29 January 2010, 20:09:18 »
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not funny, if you're asking 



I wasn't.
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Re: Racist, but funny.
« Reply #11 on: 29 January 2010, 20:11:03 »
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I wasn't.


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Re: Racist, but funny.
« Reply #12 on: 29 January 2010, 20:11:17 »
I replace it with a local version for here and is funny ;D

and tells a truth :-/
« Last Edit: 29 January 2010, 20:11:52 by cem_devecioglu »
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Re: Racist, but funny.
« Reply #13 on: 29 January 2010, 20:13:15 »
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I wasn't.


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Scottish person.
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Re: Racist, but funny.
« Reply #14 on: 29 January 2010, 20:15:36 »
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I wasn't.


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