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rob in gib

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Never assume !!!!
« on: 01 February 2010, 19:33:55 »
His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.
 
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
 
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.
 
Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.

'Because I'm a photographer for CNN' , he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . .
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You're NOT my flight instructor?'

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Re: Never assume !!!!
« Reply #1 on: 01 February 2010, 19:38:30 »
 ;D Hahahahahaha! ;D
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Re: Never assume !!!!
« Reply #2 on: 01 February 2010, 19:41:42 »
Brilliant ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Never assume !!!!
« Reply #3 on: 01 February 2010, 19:44:42 »
 ;D ;D ;D sage advice indeed Rod  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Never assume !!!!
« Reply #4 on: 01 February 2010, 20:01:40 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 01 February 2010, 20:40:15 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #6 on: 01 February 2010, 20:43:11 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D


Good job you have to pass a single engine test first ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 01 February 2010, 20:43:28 »
chuckled now ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #8 on: 01 February 2010, 20:48:56 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #9 on: 01 February 2010, 20:50:32 »
 ;D  lol  ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 01 February 2010, 21:19:29 »
Nice one....... :y :y :y
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« Reply #11 on: 01 February 2010, 22:48:20 »
 :y :y :y :y :y
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« Reply #12 on: 01 February 2010, 22:51:28 »
Very good... Like that ;D ;D :y :y :y
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