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alunonhisown

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« on: 02 February 2010, 14:34:34 »
Ashley Cole was caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone.

When questioned by police as to why he was speeding, he said "l've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house

Capello's just phoned Wayne Bridge and said "I've just spoken to JT and he's lost the captain's armband. Do me a favour and have a good look under your bed for me".

Cash4Gold just sent me £350 for a lump of iron pyrite.

Fools

Headline taken from the Peterborough Evening Telegraph:

"MPs call for jobs blow to be reversed"

How come reverse psychology isn't "ygolohcysp"

My Mum's so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought EastEnders was ending

Trust America to name a State after a bucket of fried chicken
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« Reply #1 on: 02 February 2010, 14:42:50 »
Don't give up your day job.....Diane... ::) ::) :P
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« Reply #2 on: 02 February 2010, 14:44:44 »
Aww come on I thought they were good :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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« Reply #3 on: 02 February 2010, 14:47:12 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 02 February 2010, 14:48:48 »
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Aww come on I thought they were good :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

.....piss poor......but you're  only a girly.....so I'll make allowances.... ;) ;)
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« Reply #5 on: 02 February 2010, 15:07:06 »
Some good ones there  ;D ;D
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