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Re: valentines day
« Reply #30 on: 04 February 2010, 12:38:15 »
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For Christmas 2008 I bought my long-suffering wife (amongst other stuff!):
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2009:
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How will I ever top those romantic gifts  :-?


.......excellent ....romantic choice.... ;) ;) ;)
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« Reply #31 on: 04 February 2010, 12:39:24 »
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......have you just been reading....Jane Austen?.Debs.
in 2010.......you should say......"I'm an attractive ....mature and capable woman of independent means.".....so much more twenty-first century..... :y :y :y :y ;)


At least one of them is right! ;D
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Re: valentines day
« Reply #32 on: 04 February 2010, 12:44:54 »
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This is Optimals favourite that he sends in all his cards.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sit on my face,
And wiggle a bit.

....Optimal
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..........I give up.....Philistines.. ;D ;D ;)
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Re: valentines day
« Reply #33 on: 04 February 2010, 12:45:05 »
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For Christmas 2008 I bought my long-suffering wife (amongst other stuff!):
Ironing board
Roadcraft Police Drivers Manual

2009:
101 Housework songs

How will I ever top those romantic gifts  :-?


.......excellent ....romantic choice.... ;) ;) ;)

actually, I think it was just the cover; the board had a few years left in it  :-?
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Re: valentines day
« Reply #34 on: 04 February 2010, 12:46:10 »
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For Christmas 2008 I bought my long-suffering wife (amongst other stuff!):
Ironing board
Roadcraft Police Drivers Manual

2009:
101 Housework songs

How will I ever top those romantic gifts  :-?



Optimal is like that.

A New Iron
Microwave.

and finally after 3 years of washing in the sink he bought Dusty a washing machine.   ::) ::) ;D
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Re: valentines day
« Reply #35 on: 04 February 2010, 12:50:57 »
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This is Optimals favourite that he sends in all his cards.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sit on my face,
And wiggle a bit.

....Optimal
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...Optimals
...Optometrist

..........I give up.....Philistines.. ;D ;D ;)

Palestines  :-?
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Re: valentines day
« Reply #36 on: 04 February 2010, 13:11:05 »
The current Mrs LD and I have never done anything particularly special for Valentines day (or birthdays come to think of it ::)) and think it's just a load of commercial BS to try and get people to spend money >:( >:(

Why do I need a special day to tell her I love her... I tell her every day anyway ::) :y :y :y
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« Reply #37 on: 04 February 2010, 13:23:33 »
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......have you just been reading....Jane Austen?.Debs.
in 2010.......you should say......"I'm an attractive ....mature and capable woman of independent means.".....so much more twenty-first century..... :y :y :y :y ;)


At least one of them is right! ;D
........do I detect a touch of self-deprecation....Ms Debs?......far too modest for your own good ...methinks..... ;) ;) ;) :-*
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Re: valentines day
« Reply #38 on: 04 February 2010, 13:29:44 »
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I`m a spinster
Deb says boohoo!  ;D

Reminds me of when we got married. We applied for a special license and back came this lovely hand-written parchment document from the Faculty office of the Archbishop of Canterbury, complete with a wax seal and everything.

I suggested we should frame it and put it on the wall, and Mrs. KW agreed - until she noticed that it referred to her as "a Spinster of 35 years".  ;D

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« Reply #39 on: 04 February 2010, 13:39:28 »
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I`m a spinster
Deb says boohoo!  ;D

Reminds me of when we got married. We applied for a special license and back came this lovely hand-written parchment document from the Faculty office of the Archbishop of Canterbury, complete with a wax seal and everything.

I suggested we should frame it and put it on the wall, and Mrs. KW agreed - until she noticed that it referred to her as "a Spinster of 35 years".  ;D

Kevin

`Reminds me of when I first came to live in Wales (I`d previously spent 20+ years in the U.S): my new Welsh neighbour (lady) asked me if I was a "spinster" and then asked; "are you barren then?"....`had to swallow pretty-hard before answering that one! ;D.....She then asked me if I was "Godless".....`kind of sets the tone for life in this Deliverance-like environment. ::)
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I`m a spinster
Deb says boohoo!  ;D

Reminds me of when we got married. We applied for a special license and back came this lovely hand-written parchment document from the Faculty office of the Archbishop of Canterbury, complete with a wax seal and everything.

I suggested we should frame it and put it on the wall, and Mrs. KW agreed - until she noticed that it referred to her as "a Spinster of 35 years".  ;D

Kevin

`Reminds me of when I first came to live in Wales (I`d previously spent 20+ years in the U.S): my new Welsh neighbour (lady) asked me if I was a "spinster" and then asked; "are you barren then?"....`had to swallow pretty-hard before answering that one! ;D.....She then asked me if I was "Godless".....`kind of sets the tone for life in this Deliverance-like environment. ::)

......Does anyone have a Banjo?... ::) ::) ;)
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Re: valentines day
« Reply #41 on: 04 February 2010, 13:56:31 »
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I`m a spinster
Deb says boohoo!  ;D

Reminds me of when we got married. We applied for a special license and back came this lovely hand-written parchment document from the Faculty office of the Archbishop of Canterbury, complete with a wax seal and everything.

I suggested we should frame it and put it on the wall, and Mrs. KW agreed - until she noticed that it referred to her as "a Spinster of 35 years".  ;D

Kevin

`Reminds me of when I first came to live in Wales (I`d previously spent 20+ years in the U.S): my new Welsh neighbour (lady) asked me if I was a "spinster" and then asked; "are you barren then?"....`had to swallow pretty-hard before answering that one! ;D.....She then asked me if I was "Godless".....`kind of sets the tone for life in this Deliverance-like environment. ::)



Don't you just love the direct, unambiguous and open approach so prevalent in certain parts of the country? - refreshing or what? ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #42 on: 04 February 2010, 14:09:44 »
valentines day isnt complete until  you walk into a restaurant with two fit blonde 19yo twins, (ok they only friends) but at the time was realy funny, they each have blokes now, but the look on peoples faces was very funny and i was real smug!
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I`m a spinster
Deb says boohoo!  ;D

Reminds me of when we got married. We applied for a special license and back came this lovely hand-written parchment document from the Faculty office of the Archbishop of Canterbury, complete with a wax seal and everything.

I suggested we should frame it and put it on the wall, and Mrs. KW agreed - until she noticed that it referred to her as "a Spinster of 35 years".  ;D

Kevin

`Reminds me of when I first came to live in Wales (I`d previously spent 20+ years in the U.S): my new Welsh neighbour (lady) asked me if I was a "spinster" and then asked; "are you barren then?"....`had to swallow pretty-hard before answering that one! ;D.....She then asked me if I was "Godless".....`kind of sets the tone for life in this Deliverance-like environment. ::)



Don't you just love the direct, unambiguous and open approach so prevalent in certain parts of the country? - refreshing or what? ;D ;D :y

.....My parents retired to Wales (Powys)...in 1986....Zulu......and are occasionally still called "the foreigners from England"....As for what "demonic goings on".....still happen in the mountains......I shudder to think..... :y :y :y 
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I`m a spinster
Deb says boohoo!  ;D

Reminds me of when we got married. We applied for a special license and back came this lovely hand-written parchment document from the Faculty office of the Archbishop of Canterbury, complete with a wax seal and everything.

I suggested we should frame it and put it on the wall, and Mrs. KW agreed - until she noticed that it referred to her as "a Spinster of 35 years".  ;D

Kevin

`Reminds me of when I first came to live in Wales (I`d previously spent 20+ years in the U.S): my new Welsh neighbour (lady) asked me if I was a "spinster" and then asked; "are you barren then?"....`had to swallow pretty-hard before answering that one! ;D.....She then asked me if I was "Godless".....`kind of sets the tone for life in this Deliverance-like environment. ::)

......Does anyone have a Banjo?... ::) ::) ;)



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