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Joke (nws)
« on: 06 February 2010, 22:42:45 »
Two, er, Welsh men  :-[ walking in a field one day. They see a sheep with her head stuck in a fence. The first one eyes the sheep up and down, then decides that it's too good an opportunity to miss. He gets his trousers down and has his wicked way with the sheep.

When he's finished, he says to his mate, 'God, that was gooood, you fancy a turn?' to which he replies, 'Too right mate!'

So he gets his trousers down and sticks his head in the fence.....
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Re: Joke (nws)
« Reply #1 on: 06 February 2010, 22:45:21 »
L   ;D   L
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Re: Joke (nws)
« Reply #2 on: 06 February 2010, 22:46:27 »
 ::) ::) ;D :-[ :-[ ;D ::) ::)
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Re: Joke (nws)
« Reply #3 on: 06 February 2010, 22:48:38 »
Are you shearing that sheep boyo?





No, break off and get your own. :D ::)
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Re: Joke (nws)
« Reply #4 on: 06 February 2010, 22:48:39 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Good one :y
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« Reply #5 on: 06 February 2010, 22:51:20 »
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Are you shearing that sheep boyo?





No, break off and get your own. :D ::)
Good 'un  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke (nws)
« Reply #6 on: 06 February 2010, 23:05:04 »
Bloody brilliant ;D ;D ;D
My missus wants to know why i'm laughing my head off, but I can't tell her 'cos she's got a poor sense of humour (she's probably Welsh) LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Joke (nws)
« Reply #7 on: 06 February 2010, 23:38:53 »
Definition of a welsh leisure centre?..3 sheep stuck in a fence.
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Re: Joke (nws)
« Reply #8 on: 07 February 2010, 00:27:51 »
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Two, er, Welsh men  :-[ walking in a field one day. They see a sheep with her head stuck in a fence. The first one eyes the sheep up and down, then decides that it's too good an opportunity to miss. He gets his trousers down and has his wicked way with the sheep.

When he's finished, he says to his mate, 'God, that was gooood, you fancy a turn?' to which he replies, 'Too right mate!'

So he gets his trousers down and sticks his head in the fence.....



 ;D ;D ;D very good JC :y :y
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Re: Joke (nws)
« Reply #9 on: 07 February 2010, 09:15:19 »
The welsh discovered 2 new uses for sheep,


wool and meat  ;D
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