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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

......However......I really must improve the use of  my coordinated adjectives.......and dangling modifiers...

......and your infinite interrogative dangling pronouns: "whatever they are....?"

.....as if you don't know......smartarse.....

[Andy B]

.....
 However......I really must improve the use of  my co-ordinated adjectives....... ......

..... and hyphens!     

.....I disagree.......I checked...

using an American checker? They don't use them nor do they put a U in various words that we do     

[TheBoy]

• lack of punctuation, making a whole paragraph just a set of random words with no meaning
  

Actually, thats just like most of the briefings at work - the individual words are all valid, but when strung together, have no meaning.  But keeps us amused playing wank word bingo

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

.....
 However......I really must improve the use of  my co-ordinated adjectives....... ......

..... and hyphens!     

.....I disagree.......I checked...

using an American checker? They don't use them nor do they put a U in various words that we do     

.....agreed Andy.......sometimes there in not a definitive and unambiguous answer......
Don't get me started on........American spelling.
Center.......Neighbor......color........

[STMO999]

Also, when using words like spelled or spelt, smelled or smelt, both alternatives are deemed acceptable.
I, of course, would prefer it if they weren't.

[Mr Skrunts]

.....
 However......I really must improve the use of  my co-ordinated adjectives....... ......

..... and hyphens!     

.....I disagree.......I checked...

using an American checker? They don't use them nor do they put a U in various words that we do     

.....agreed Andy.......sometimes there in not a definitive and unambiguous answer......
Don't get me started on........American spelling.
Center.......Neighbor......color........

Is your's a ....special ...... type .....  of punctuation, 

--- .-.   .. ...   .. -   -- --- .-. ... .   -.-. --- -.. .

[Dishevelled Den]

• lack of punctuation, making a whole paragraph just a set of random words with no meaning
  

Actually, thats just like most of the briefings at work - the individual words are all valid, but when strung together, have no meaning.  But keeps us amused playing wank word bingo

  outstanding 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

.....
 However......I really must improve the use of  my co-ordinated adjectives....... ......

..... and hyphens!     

.....I disagree.......I checked...

using an American checker? They don't use them nor do they put a U in various words that we do     

.....agreed Andy.......sometimes there in not a definitive and unambiguous answer......
Don't get me started on........American spelling.
Center.......Neighbor......color........

Is your's a ....special ...... type .....  of punctuation, 

--- .-.   .. ...   .. -   -- --- .-. ... .   -.-. --- -.. .

......when you have a moment ....Skruntie.....
You must help me with my spelling and punctuation 

[Mr Skrunts]

.....
 However......I really must improve the use of  my co-ordinated adjectives....... ......

..... and hyphens!     

.....I disagree.......I checked...

using an American checker? They don't use them nor do they put a U in various words that we do     

.....agreed Andy.......sometimes there in not a definitive and unambiguous answer......
Don't get me started on........American spelling.
Center.......Neighbor......color........

Is your's a ....special ...... type .....  of punctuation, 

--- .-.   .. ...   .. -   -- --- .-. ... .   -.-. --- -.. .

......when you have a moment ....Skruntie.....
You must help me with my spelling and punctuation 

Never mentioned your spelling.   

[Pitchfork]

I blame the 1944 Education Act!!

[jereboam]

• lack of punctuation, making a whole paragraph just a set of random words with no meaning
  

Actually, thats just like most of the briefings at work - the individual words are all valid, but when strung together, have no meaning.  But keeps us amused playing wank word bingo

There used to be a "bumf" generator on the Vax systems I worked on years ago.  You could put in a few words and get a page out.  Very often it made as much sense as the specifications we used to get.

[Andy B]

.....
Don't get me started on........American spelling.
Center.......Neighbor......color........

          

[Pitchfork]

.....
Don't get me started on........American spelling.
Center.......Neighbor......color........

          

.........and why do they insist on 'sharing information' instead of simply telling it?? (Bloody Colonials!)

[waspy]

.....
Don't get me started on........American spelling.
Center.......Neighbor......color........

          

.........and why do they insist on 'sharing information' instead of simply telling it?? (Bloody Colonials!)

Is the new term for losing laptops, data sticks & CD's

[Pitchfork]

.....
Don't get me started on........American spelling.
Center.......Neighbor......color........

          

.........and why do they insist on 'sharing information' instead of simply telling it?? (Bloody Colonials!)

Is the new term for losing laptops, data sticks & CD's

............crikey, that's a magnificent arse you have there!