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Afghanistan
« on: 07 February 2010, 16:21:47 »

A guy recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan. 
Having not seeing his wife for several months, he was looking forward to a night of hot passionate sex with her.
Unfortunately, she came out of the shower with a towel wrapped round her head.................so..............................he  shot her!!
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Re: Afghanistan
« Reply #1 on: 07 February 2010, 16:23:11 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ... oh dear  :y
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« Reply #2 on: 07 February 2010, 16:44:10 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #3 on: 07 February 2010, 17:31:34 »

i could here the coat sliding off the hook then
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Re: Afghanistan
« Reply #4 on: 07 February 2010, 20:25:48 »

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i could here the coat sliding off the hook then



It's waiting at the door for you to put it on ;D ;D ;D ;)
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