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Field Marshal Dr. Opti

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Fifty .....all over now.
« on: 08 February 2010, 18:26:51 »
I'm not feeling so optimistic today.....I turn fifty tomorrow... :-/ :-/ :-/....
Is this the start of the inevitable ..... decline into senility.....decrepitude.....incontinence....and erectile dysfunction?. :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/
I have a lovely wife  ......children.....family and friends.......so I have much to be thankful for.....but I never wish to get to an age where .....visiting a local garden centre ......becomes preferable......to a good leg over. ;D ;)
.....I will simply have to console myself ...by buying a Suzuki Hayabusa ......and taking a twenty year old mistress.... ::) ::) ::) :y :y ;)
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« Reply #1 on: 08 February 2010, 18:28:27 »
Happy Birthday for tomorrow!! [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif]

Your life should open up once you are passed 49!! :D :D :D ;) ;)
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« Reply #2 on: 08 February 2010, 18:31:16 »
Welcome to the realms of STOM ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 08 February 2010, 18:32:52 »
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I'm not feeling so optimistic today.....I turn fifty tomorrow... :-/ :-/ :-/....
Is this the start of the inevitable ..... decline into senility.....decrepitude.....incontinence....and erectile dysfunction?. :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/
I have a lovely wife  ......children.....family and friends.......so I have much to be thankful for.....but I never wish to get to an age where .....visiting a local garden centre ......becomes preferable......to a good leg over. ;D ;)
.....I will simply have to console myself ...by buying a Suzuki Hayabusa ......and taking a twenty year old mistress.... ::) ::) ::) :y :y ;)

Stop it; you`re making my envious! ;D

 [smiley=birthdays.gif]Happy half Century [smiley=birthdays.gif]

......ooh sorry, that makes you sound even older! :P
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Re: Fifty .....all over now.
« Reply #4 on: 08 February 2010, 18:37:20 »
Oh here we go, FFS it's a number, sadly one that people focus so much on.

Live each day as it happens you never know what tomoorow will bring.  Be possitive, you have the rest of your life infont of you to start enjoying. I am 14 months younger than you and when my health returns and the excess weight goes then I reckon the Hayabusa and a 20 year old mistress sounds good, so I might well come and join you .....in ....the....old...before ther time......peoples home..   :o ::) ;D ;D


Hope you have a good one matey.  :y :y
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Re: Fifty .....all over now.
« Reply #5 on: 08 February 2010, 18:37:38 »
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I'm not feeling so optimistic today.....I turn fifty tomorrow... :-/ :-/ :-/....
Is this the start of the inevitable ..... decline into senility.....decrepitude.....incontinence....and erectile dysfunction?. :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/
I have a lovely wife  ......children.....family and friends.......so I have much to be thankful for.....but I never wish to get to an age where .....visiting a local garden centre ......becomes preferable......to a good leg over. ;D ;)
.....I will simply have to console myself ...by buying a Suzuki Hayabusa ......and taking a twenty year old mistress.... ::) ::) ::) :y :y ;)


From another old git

Yes :y

Yes :y

Yes :y

Definately No ;D

And yes please! :y

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« Reply #6 on: 08 February 2010, 18:38:10 »
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Welcome to the realms of STOM ;D


Naw, optimal aint that old yet.  ::)
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Re: Fifty .....all over now.
« Reply #7 on: 08 February 2010, 18:56:49 »
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I'm not feeling so optimistic today.....I turn fifty tomorrow... :-/ :-/ :-/....
Is this the start of the inevitable ..... decline into senility.....decrepitude.....incontinence....and erectile dysfunction?. :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/
I have a lovely wife  ......children.....family and friends.......so I have much to be thankful for.....but I never wish to get to an age where .....visiting a local garden centre ......becomes preferable......to a good leg over. ;D ;)
.....I will simply have to console myself ...by buying a Suzuki Hayabusa ......and taking a twenty year old mistress.... ::) ::) ::) :y :y ;)


From another old git

Yes :y

Yes :y

Yes :y

Definately No YES ;D

And yes please! :y

Mick ;)


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Re: Fifty .....all over now.
« Reply #8 on: 08 February 2010, 18:58:50 »
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Happy Birthday for tomorrow!! [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif]

Your life should open up once you are passed 49!! :D :D :D ;) ;)


that will be the hip to put a new one in  ;D ;D



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« Reply #9 on: 08 February 2010, 19:33:27 »
Happy birthday for tomorrow mate  :y
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Re: Fifty .....all over now.
« Reply #10 on: 08 February 2010, 19:39:18 »
From tomorrow.....I shall start to wear my trousers ...a little higher.....about four inches below the nipples sounds about right   for an elderly gentleman......Just like Patrick Moore.  ::) ::) ::) :P
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« Reply #11 on: 08 February 2010, 19:40:13 »
50?  Its just a number..... Best of luck and happy birthday....   :y

(better than 50 thousand posts on a web forum over a short period of time though....   :-X   )
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« Reply #12 on: 08 February 2010, 19:42:46 »
i know youve reached 50 and yes the stannah is on order and your pickingup the honda civic next saturday,it takes longer to get off the toilet and you have to tuck your man boobs into your y fronts and forget the hype about steak and toffees soup is lovely and with some fixodent you could have the odd omelette,lift yer head up and take it on the chin..thora hird did ok and you will too
        happy birthday ole bean :y
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Re: Fifty .....all over now.
« Reply #13 on: 08 February 2010, 19:52:15 »
I reached 50 in 2003 - the age we all dread had come, i was going through my second divorce, things couldn't have seemed worse - midlife crisis prompted me to buy a guitar and 7 years on i am at a level of peace and tranquility i never knew was ever possible - free, single, working full time, do what i like, buy what i like, ex-smoker, tee-total, celibate...not perfect but alright still...welcome to Nirvana  8-)

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« Reply #14 on: 08 February 2010, 20:05:13 »
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50?  Its just a number..... Best of luck and happy birthday....   :y

(better than 50 thousand posts on a web forum over a short period of time though....   :-X   )

What's that H, a little louder please ;D
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