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Author Topic: Bloke in pub.  (Read 712 times)

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albitz

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Bloke in pub.
« on: 10 February 2010, 14:23:56 »

Got talking to a bloke in the pub last night. He said his name was Hugh. He told me that his sister is a famous actress, in Eastenders and several other programmes.Her name is Samatha Janus apparently.






















Think about it. ;) :D
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STMO999

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Re: Bloke in pub.
« Reply #1 on: 10 February 2010, 14:26:25 »

Errr.......ummmmm.....ahhh.....Hugh Janus. HUGE ANUS!!!!
I geddit. ::)
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STMO999

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Re: Bloke in pub.
« Reply #2 on: 10 February 2010, 14:27:01 »

I'm thinking of registering my dog for jobseekers allowance.
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albitz

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Re: Bloke in pub.
« Reply #3 on: 10 February 2010, 14:28:43 »

why would that be then Steve ? :-/ ::)
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STMO999

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Re: Bloke in pub.
« Reply #4 on: 10 February 2010, 14:31:42 »

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why would that be then Steve ? :-/ ::)


Well. I think he'd be eligible.
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albitz

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Re: Bloke in pub.
« Reply #5 on: 10 February 2010, 14:38:13 »

No, sorry youve lost me. ::)
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STMO999

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Re: Bloke in pub.
« Reply #6 on: 10 February 2010, 14:39:16 »

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No, sorry youve lost me. ::)


 ;D ;D ;D

Let me explain. Oops, must pop out. Later. :y
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albitz

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Re: Bloke in pub.
« Reply #7 on: 10 February 2010, 14:40:48 »

I shall wait with bated breath. ::)
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STMO999

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Re: Bloke in pub.
« Reply #8 on: 10 February 2010, 14:44:00 »

I'm thinking of registering my dog for jobseekers allowance. I think he'd be eligible. He's black, lazy, stinks, can't speak English and hasn't got a f*ckin clue who his father is.








BYE! ;D
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albitz

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Re: Bloke in pub.
« Reply #9 on: 10 February 2010, 14:45:55 »

Oh dear !! :o :o :o :-X :-X
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Re: Bloke in pub.
« Reply #10 on: 10 February 2010, 16:05:38 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :o
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Re: Bloke in pub.
« Reply #11 on: 10 February 2010, 16:15:07 »

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I'm thinking of registering my dog for jobseekers allowance. I think he'd be eligible. He's black, lazy, stinks, can't speak English and hasn't got a f*ckin clue who his father is. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D,i like








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