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Welung666

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Woman in Asda (Joke) NWS
« on: 09 February 2010, 19:39:50 »
A woman in Asda notices a young shop assistant. He has such a cute @rse that it makes her horny. She asks him to help carry her shopping to the car. On the way she can't help herself any longer and says to the young lad "I've got an itchypussy!". The young lad says "You're going to have to point it out. All these japanese cars look the rather' same to me!"
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Re: Woman in Asda (Joke) NWS
« Reply #1 on: 09 February 2010, 19:41:43 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Woman in Asda (Joke) NWS
« Reply #2 on: 09 February 2010, 19:43:01 »
Very good lee  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Woman in Asda (Joke) NWS
« Reply #3 on: 09 February 2010, 20:05:50 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Woman in Asda (Joke) NWS
« Reply #4 on: 09 February 2010, 20:06:59 »
Brillant  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Woman in Asda (Joke) NWS
« Reply #5 on: 09 February 2010, 20:37:44 »
Good one ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Woman in Asda (Joke) NWS
« Reply #6 on: 09 February 2010, 20:43:49 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Woman in Asda (Joke) NWS
« Reply #7 on: 09 February 2010, 22:13:11 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Woman in Asda (Joke) NWS
« Reply #8 on: 10 February 2010, 11:53:45 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D PMSL :y :y
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Re: Woman in Asda (Joke) NWS
« Reply #9 on: 10 February 2010, 11:56:21 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Woman in Asda (Joke) NWS
« Reply #10 on: 10 February 2010, 17:53:25 »
Old but good  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  :y
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