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[robbo2345]

  A man was riding his motorbike along a california beach when suddenly in a booming voice god said, ''  because you've been faithful to me in all ways, i'll grant you 1 wish!
''build me a bridge to Hawaii'' said the man.
God said,''it's an enormous undertaking to build over an ocean, it would use up all the steel & concrete in the world, i can do it, but its hard to justify. Is there anything else you can think of that i can do to help mankind''

The man thought for a bit, then said, '' I wish all men could understand women, i want to know what she's thinking when i get the silent treatment, What she means when she says nothing's wrong & how i can make her truly happy?!''

God replies, ''do you want 2 or 4 lanes on that bridge?!''

 

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[maria]

brilliant

[waspy]

Old, but good & worth a mention