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bluehawk

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Three men - a Canadian farmer,
« on: 11 February 2010, 17:54:00 »

Three men - a Canadian farmer

Osama bin Laden

and a White Trash Biker

are all walking together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.


Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans, British, Canadians or other filthy Christians can come into our precious lands.'


POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.



The Biker says, 'I'm very curious.

Please tell me more about this wall.'

The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out;


it's virtually impenetrable.'


The Biker sits down on his Harley,

cracks a beer,

lights a cigar,

smiles and says,


'Fill it with water.
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Re: Three men - a Canadian farmer,
« Reply #1 on: 11 February 2010, 17:59:58 »

That is  FAF
I like it :y :y :y :y :y
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Re: Three men - a Canadian farmer,
« Reply #2 on: 11 February 2010, 18:06:05 »

 ;D ;D
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Re: Three men - a Canadian farmer,
« Reply #3 on: 11 February 2010, 18:35:18 »

 ;D ;D :D 8-)
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Re: Three men - a Canadian farmer,
« Reply #4 on: 11 February 2010, 19:45:50 »

I can feel a FATWA on the way as we laugh ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Three men - a Canadian farmer,
« Reply #5 on: 11 February 2010, 20:21:30 »

Yes!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y :y :y :y ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) :y
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Re: Three men - a Canadian farmer,
« Reply #6 on: 11 February 2010, 23:08:39 »

Bl**dy Hell thats done it !!!!  :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Three men - a Canadian farmer,
« Reply #7 on: 11 February 2010, 23:48:27 »

Excellent  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y
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Re: Three men - a Canadian farmer,
« Reply #8 on: 12 February 2010, 06:25:36 »

so...the biker wasted his wish then? typical dumb redneck  ;)
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